TNA iMPACT Wrestling results

Thursday, December. 26, 2013: TNA iMPACT Wrestling (9pm ET / 2am UK)
TNA iMPACT Wrestling tonight?

Blah! Blah! Blah!… Dixie Carter, Gunner, James Storm…

TNA President & billionaire MILF Dixie Carter
Would you marry me Dixie?

For the TNA World Championship match briefcase, Gunner vs. James Storm
A Dusty finish.  Both men fought to a double-countout.

Backstage segment: Brooke Tessmacher blaming Bully Ray to not calling her.  Who wouldn’t call back this babe?

Magnus remembering his TNA career with his first gladiator gimmick, the England invasion gimmick, teaming with Samoa Joe…

Super sexy Brooke blah blah blah in the ring, calling out her kayfabe boyfriend Bully Ray.  Blah, blah, blah… They are done!

Magnus remembering his time as the fourth member of the Main Event Mafia…

Unlike last week (I was too discouraged to watch it) and the week before.  TNA Wrestling is watchable this week.

Monster Ball match: Joseph Parks (Abyss) vs. Bad Influence
It was a pleasure to see Joseph Parks getting trashed til he bleeded from his forehead.  Then the monster Abyss took over and destroyed both members of Bad Influence (Kazarian & Christopher Daniel)

The Rise of Magnus.  Magnus remembering his loss to A.J. Styles and his win vs. grandpa Sting.

Lei’D Tapa (w/ Gail Kim) vs. ODB
Lei’D Tapa is billed at 5’11”, 218 lbs.  What an amazone!  Lei’D Tapa defeated ODB with interference from Gail Kim.

Backstage segment: Velvet Sky begging Chris Sabin!??!  You will never see something like this in real-life.

Magnus talking about his partnership with Dixie Carter…

Handicap match: TNA tag team champions Bromans, Rockstar Spud & EC3 vs. Sting & Jeff Hardy

Jeff Hardy blah, blah, blah to Sting…

Magnus defeated Jeff Hardy for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship last week.  With some help from TNA owner Dixie Carter.

Magnus, King’s Lynn, England, 6’3″, 240 lbs, 10 years pro, age 27

27? I thought Magnus was older than this!

Dixie Carter announced the coronation of Magnus for next week.  One more TNA attempts from TNA to copy WWE.

Dixie < The Autority
Magnus < Randy Orton
Bromans = 3MB
Rockstar Spud = Brad Maddox
Bully Ray < Bray Wyatt wannabe?
TNA < poor man's WWE

TNA Wrestling was somewhat fun to watch.  Maybe I wasn’t in the mood the last several week?

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