Maryse Ouellet

Satans Schlongs > Affliction & Ed Hardy (Christian Audigier)

 

I've seen a lot of Affliction MMA-related T-shirts and Ed Hardy tattoos-related shirts. Both brands are heavily associated with Jersey Shore-wannabe douchebags.

Ed Hardy wearing douchebags

Affliction wearing virgin tough guys

Which resulted in Affliction and Ed Hardy (Christian Audigier) T-shirt wearers being banned from some public etablishments. No joke!

Talk about a douchebags segregation.

As impregrated in popular culture as they were. Both brands were extremely lucrative.

Affliction Clothing peaked in 2008 with $100 Million in revenues (sales) and they even had their own MMA promotion (Affliction Entertainment) from 2008 to 2009 with Donald Trump as a major shareholder and Trump's fixer Michael Cohen as COO.

Meanwhile, Ed Hardy (Christian Audigier) peaked in 2009 with over $700 MILLION in gross revenues!!!

This resume all Affliction shirts.

Let's see a more interesting, and current, MMA themed kind of shirt.

Satans Schlongs by PYGOD.

Just by looking at those ears, you can see that this guy is a 

legit MMA Fighter.

Nothing douchebag about him.

A huge MMA Fighter smashing the face of a poor bastard into a pulp is certainly more MMA and badass than random skulls, birds and rhinestones patterns?!

The above T-Shirt and the Artwork on it is named SLAUGHTERSPORT Kid of the Satans Schlongs Collection created by PYGOD.

Anyway

Another fake Affliction wearing fake tough guy ready to fight.

Nothing tough about wearing an Affliction shirt.

A no-brainer...

Satans Schlongs > Affliction + Ed Hardy (Christian Audigier)

GI Joe & pro wrestler Sgt Slaughter

 

AEW Deathmatch "exploding" ring meme

A meme created by "The King Of The Death Match" Cactus Jack / Mick Foley himself.

Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match versions: FMW vs. AEW

AEW version was indeed ridiculous. Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston sold it like it was the end of the world.

By chance, Atsushi Onita, creator of the exploding barbed wire death match, wasn't there to see AEW's attempt to duplicate what he created.

TNA wrestling Christy Hemme topless

 

CR7 Cristiano Ronaldo is used as a product

 

The very talented Spanish artist Gunsmithcat (aka Luis Quiles) denonced with his artwork above "How professional athletes are used as products."

What a joke!? "Poor" CR7 Cristiano Ronaldo fully embrassed, like we would all do, being an influencer as his second profession.

Thanks to his social medias dominance, he is the first soccer player to earn $1 Billion.

• Instagram: 263.9m followers 
• IG second official account: 4.1m followers
• Facebook: 148.27m followers (124.64m likes)
• Twitter: 91.2m followers
• YouTube: 1.72m followers

Over 509.19 million social media followers as of today (February 19th, 2021 17h54 eastern time)

When you will read this he will most likely more than the above number. 

In 2020, CR7 earned $117 Million before taxes and fees (Salary: $70 million | Endorsements: $47 million)

Since he forget to include my brands on CR7's 6'1", 185-pound frame. I will include some below.

Mandy Rose & Sonia Deville - WWE Lesbian Couple

Mandy Rose & Sonia Deville - WWE Lesbian Couple celebrating gay pride LGBT in sexy rainbow outfits on a bicycle.

Sonya Deville & Mandy Rose: lesbian lovers