December 20, 2013
Raw Randy Orton stuff recap.
Randy Orton and John Cena blah blah blah… Fuck off! Piece of shit Daniel Bryan joined them for more blah, blah, blah… 15 minutes flushed down the toilet in stupid scripted theatrical monologue… Despite what asshole vanilla midget wonder Daniel Bryan said: RANDY ORTON IS THE FACE OF WWE… The Shield came to attack Cena and Bryan while Orton wisely bailed out… CM Punk stormed the ring before The Shield attack Cena and Bryan. Damn that I hate this piece of shit!… Fat cunt Vickie Guerrero ordained the tonight main event: John Cena, Daniel Bryan & CM Punk vs. The Shield. I just hope that Daniel Bryan will come crashing the party helping The Shield.
Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston vs. Jack Swagger
Langston mopped the floor with Jack Swagger’s carcass. Jack Swagger is a former world champion! Can you belive it!
Brea Bella vs. Tamina Snuka
110-pound Brea Bella defeared the hulking Tamina!!! Good bye realism!
3MB Drew McIntyre vs. Sin Cara
A new push for the formerly jobber Sin Cara. Why the fuckin’ lights are always out when Sin Cara wrestle? Sin Cara squashed Drew McIntyre. No surprise here!
“Sweet T” Tensai vs. Brodus Clay
Gay Bear dream match, Tensai pinned Brodus Clay thankx to The Funkadactyls and affro midget Xavier Woods. Losing to R-Truth and Tensai isn’t really worthy of a “A+ player” and “main eventer”. I don’t think that Brodus Clay will headlines WrestleMania this year. LOL 🙂
WWE Tag Team Champion Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Wyatt Family
The Wyatt Family won. But unfortunately, the tag team titles weren’t on the line. The Wyatt Family tried to destroy Cody Rhodes. But asshole Daniel Bryan crashed my party and cleaned the ring of the Wyatt.
|The Wyatt Family… A fun trio to met in the woods at night.|
Damien Sandow telling crap (truth) about Christmas.
Damien Sandow vs. The Miz
Wasn’t The Miz working on a heel turn? Damien Sandow won.
Fandango vs. Kofi Kingston
“Male Shakira” Fandango pinned Kofi Kingston. Fandango is on a roll. This win plus winning against former world champion Dolph Ziggler.
The Wyatt destroyed Daniel Bryan backstage… LOL 🙂
Daniel Bryan & CM Punk vs. The Shield
Without Daniel Bryan LOL 🙂 Now I wish that Randy Orton will sneak-attack brown-nose Cena and CM Junk… The Shield lost by disqualification then destroyed the babyfaces team of Cena and Bryan til the over-pushed Big E Langston came to their rescue.
|Roman Reigns future main eventer|