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You couldn’t wish for a better start for this week RAW. None other than Mr. McMahon himself, the god of wrestling, with his puppet Brad Maddox… The fuckin’ ugly jackass troll Daniel Bryan interrupted the god of wrestling, the chairman of the board, Vincent K. McMahon. In resume, Mr. McMahon says he didn’t want John Cena nor Daniel Bryan to be champ at SummerSlam. Since they both lack ruthless aggression… And it’s all finished with Yes! Yes! Yes!
The Shield music, I was extatic. I thought they came to destroy Daniel Bryan but no… They are coming for a 3-on-3 match.
The Shield vs. The Usos & Mark Henry
The Shield defeated The Usos & Mark Henry. When Dean Ambrose pinned one of the Usos. Then after, an angry Mark Henry cleaned the ring.
Ryback bullying a 180-pound scarred stiff backstage and throwing him through the buffet table.
Fuckin’ boring Wyatt vignette.
RVD vs. Fandango
Fandango lost by count out when he returned to the locker room. Nonetheless, he celebrated with a dance. It’s FAAAN DAAAN GOOO!!!
Crazy AJ Lee blah blah blah backstage…
Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Kaitlyn
I like them both (mainly for they look). I like the way AJ Lee is skipping to the ring… Kaitlyn speared AJ Lee to the victory in a fuckin’ non-title match. AJ goes crazy in the ring then her ex-boyfriend Dolph Ziggler showed up to put some oil on the fire…
Dolph Ziggler challenged Big E. Langston for an impromptu match.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Big E. Langston
A really good match, worth watching. Dolph Ziggler won by disqualification when AJ Lee snapped and attacked him.
World Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian
Christian pinned the champion Del Rio in another non-fuckin’ title match!?!
Wade Barrett vs. Cody Rhodes
Cody Rhodes defeated Wade Barrett… Assclown Damien Sandow came for a little pointless blah blah blah…
Daniel Bryan vs. Kane
Daniel Bryan got a roll-up pin victory on Kane.
Then, the bearded hillbilly trio Wyatt Family. Til Bray Wyatt aka Husky Harris aka Windham Rotunda with his PFK hair put ‘The Buzzer’ on Kane.
|Nothing like a sharp-dressed man…|
From ugliness to beauty…
Brie Bella vs. Natalya
Brie Bella pinned Natalya via distraction from her lovely twin sister Nikki.
|Natalya, a not so ugly little duck.|
Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel vs. R-Truth
My name is Paul Heyman blah blah blah speech… R-Truth is here to job, no doubt. The match became a no-contest when the faggot CM Junk attacked Curtis Axel to get his hands on the fat walrus. But skullet Heyman unfortunately escaped the wrath of CM Junk.
Vince McMahon, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon backstage arguing about Daniel Bryan. Vince says he wants to see John Cena lose but against someone like Triple H, 20 or 23 years younger.(Triple H turned 44 years old two days ago on July 27.) Stephanie McMahon suggested a corporate make-over for Daniel Bryan. Vince leaves the scene laughing and Triple H looks sceptical.
Table Match: WWE Champion John Cena vs. Ryback
John Cena wins, smashing Ryback right through a table. A good, entertaining, and very physical match between the two muscleman behemoths.
|John Cena and Ryback knows each other really well.|
After the match, the ugly troll Daniel Bryan came taunting John Cena with the WWE title belt. And it’s all finished with Yes! Yes! Yes!
For what I’ve saw, it was a really great and exciting RAW. All the opposite of TNA Impact Wrestling.