WWE Monday Night RAW
August 4, 2014
replay on demand
A recap of last week hellish beating that Roman Reigns received at the hands of Randy Orton.
The Authority (COO Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Randy Orton, Seth Rollins, Demon Kane) in-ring speech… Roman Reigns makes a speech in the crowd… Triple H orders a match between Reigns and Kane “right now”.
Last Man Standing match: Roman Reigns vs. Demon Kane
Roman Reigns wins.
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar SummerSlam match excellent promo…
Mark Henry vs. Boomer Sooners (Damien Sandow)
Mark Henry squashes Sooners Sandow inside of one minute.
Adam “The Fag” Rose promo…
Beat the Clock match: Dean Ambrose vs. Alberto Del Rio
Dean Ambrose wins at 15:42.
Rusev w/ Lana vs. Sin Cara
Rusev destroys Sin Cara during the commercial break??? To encourage us all to download the WWE App.
Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter come out for some blah blah blah… It’s all ends when Rusev attacks Swagger with the Russian flag.
Cesaro vs. Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler defeats Cesaro under 5 minutes.
Goldust & Stardust vs. RybAxel
Goldust & Stardust win.
Demon Kane gives his mask to The Authority?
Chris Jericho vs. Luke Harper
Y2J wins by disqualification when Bray Wyatt attacks him.
Diego w/ El Torito, Layla & Summer Rae vs. Fandango w/ a bald Hornswoggles as his new dancer?!?
Diego pins Fandango. And the two midgets (Torito & Horn) ended with the hot chicks (Layla & Summer Rae).
Backstage Renee Young’s interview: Randy Orton.
Bo Dallas vs. R-Truth
Bo Dallas unblemish record is now 17-2 thanks to R-Truth.
Bo Dallas wins avenging his two losses.
Bray Wyatt monologue…
Excellent Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena match promo.
Beat the Clock match: Rob Van Dam vs. Seth Rollins
Last minute change. The Authority changes the opponent of Rollins. The worst wrestler on the roster Heath Slater will be Seth Rollins opponent instead of RVD.
HEATH SLATER DEFEATS SETH ROLLINS in a Beat The Clock match!!!!
Thanks to the distraction courtesy of Dean Ambrose.
Stephanie McMahon and Brie Bella SummerSlam match contract signing.
Even COO Triple H plugs the $9.99 WWE Network. lol…
With her boobs implants and her blonde highlights Nikki Bella (Mrs Cena) is so much hotter than Brie Bella (Mrs Bryan). Nonetheless, Brie Bella has a very fuckable bombastic nice ass!
Stephanie McMahon pedigrees both Bella Twins with the collaboration of her husband Triple H.
Too much emphasis over a match that we don’t give a fuck about.
No matter what, this match will sucks!