WWE SMACKDOWN (August 1, 2014) results

Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter vs. Cesaro
Cesaro taps out!!! Jack Swagger wins! Thanks to a USA vs. Russia feud with Rusev.
Lana w/ Rusev challenges Swagger for a old deja vu cliche flag match at SummerSlam. We the people accept.

Randy Orton wants Roman Reigns at SummerSlam. No surprise here!

RAW Recap

Bo Dallas vs. R-Truth
Will Bo Dallas avenges his loss? Bo Dallas is disqualified for kicking the shit out of R-Truth.


Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Rosa Mendes
AJ Lee submits Rosa Mendes in about 10 seconds.
Paige pushes AJ Lee off the ramp. AJ is overselling the whole crap and looks like she is dead and is stretchered out???? What a joke!




2-on-1 Handicap match: Kane & Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose
“Psycho” Dean Ambrose is disqualified when he attacks his two opponents with a steel chair.



RAW Recap



Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio
ADR defeats Ziggler by submission armbreaker thanks to the impromptu acceptation speech of the pompous, badly dressed The Miz. Miz wears red pants, faggot’s loafer without socks, a gray jacket, etc… Not to forget his ever-present sunglasses. It must be the kind of clothes that Hollywood A-listers wears currently.


Bray Wyatt in-ring speech promoting his SummerSlam ‘s match against Chris Jericho.


Chris Jericho vs. Erick Rowan w/ Wyatt Family
Chris Jericho defeats Rowan and, by the way, bans the Wyatt family from ringside at SummerSlam.