WWE RAW August 12, 2013 LIVE

WWE RAW August 12, 2013 LIVE (Monday 8pm ET / 1am UK)
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John Cena – 11 times WWE Champion 12 years in the WWE.  Then a former NXT jobber, an ugly troll, called him a parody?  

World Champion Alberto Del Rio vs Kofi Kingston
ADR finally got a win when Kofi Fagston taps-out to ADR’s cross armbreaker.  A very good match.

Very good Christian promo video.

The Real Americans w/ Zeb Colter vs. The Usos
Whether you like him or not, Zeb Colter have excellent mic skills…
The muscleless sons of the morbidly obese Rikishi got the win by pin on Jack Swagger & Antonio Cesaro.

Miz TV
Oh no! No! No!  Not the fuckin’ Daniel Bryan…  and John Cena.  Cena is booed and Bryan is cheered…  Thankx god!  Daniel Bryan told the Miz to shut up….  Daniel Bryan fuckin’ victim underdog speech…  Oh my lord!  Daniel Bryan looks so much like shit next to John Cena!…  Blah! Blah! Blah!  John Cena presidential speech…  Triple H interfered to avoid a brawl between Cena and Bryan…  Then, Randy Orton came out showing is MITB wallet as a reminder.

Fandango vs. R. Truth
A dance-off between the two but no match???

20-Man BattleRoyal to face Dean Ambrose for the U.S. Title at the SummerSlam pre-show
RVD vs. Tons Of Junk vs. 3MB vs. Ryback vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Fandango vs. Prime Time Jobbers vs. Clumsy Khali vs. The Real Americans vs. The muscleless Usos vs. Wade Barrett vs. R-Truth vs. Kofi Fagston vs. Mark Henry
Rob Van Dam won the Battle Royal eliminating Mark Henry.
Mark Henry felicitates RVD for his victory???  Mark Henry face-turn = BEURK!  The Shield came out to kick the ass of RVD and Mark Henry but the Big Slow came out.  And The Shield had no other choice than to back-off.

Paul Heyman vs. CM Punk
Paul Heyman had the guts to talk shit before getting his ass kicked???  Please CM Punk come kick his fuckin’ ass and shut his fuckin’ mouth!!  Walrus admits it was a trap.  Predictible!  He instead introduce his new best friend Brock Lesnar.  Smart coward or stupid hero, CM Punk attacks Brock Lesnar with a camera.  But UNFORTUNATELY, the fat rat Paul Heyman escaped a much deserved beating.  I can tell you that the entire WWE Universe is sad that CM Punk hasn’t caught the fat walrus!

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