The autorities return, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon.
Things couldn’t start better with, in full title, COO (Chief Operating Officer) Triple H and the principal owner of WWE Stephanie McMahon. The power couple. Triple H is currently my favorite WWE character.
Some blah, blah, blah, then a rightfully furious Randy Orton make his entrance and blamed Triple H and Stef for what happened to him last week. And that as the WWE Champion, the face of WWE and the most valuable asset he, Randy Orton, should have been protected. Triple H reminds him that he (Orton) is the face of “our” company. Then, “Excuse me!”, the big fat ugly annoying skank Vickie Guerrero and brown-nose valet Brad Maddox. Maddox blamed Vickie for last week chaos. Good news, Vickie and Brad will both be punish. They both have a match! LOL 🙂
Brad Maddox vs. WWE Champion Randy Orton in a No-Disqualification match LOL 🙂 I love it!
Brad Maddox fires first!!! Struck Orton with the microphone, shoving him onto the ring post, and a DDT!!! Orton looks like a chump!??! What the fuckin’ fuck??? But oups, the Maddox attack was just enough to make Randy Orton really angry… KILL HIM RANDY!! KILL HIM!!! I don’t want to miss a second of it! Randy Orton destroyed Maddox. But it wasn’t a long enough beating for him. Assclown Brad Maddox is stretched out. LOL 🙂
Big E. Langston (285 lbs) vs. I-C Champion Curtis Axel (228 lbs)
Good news! The guy who started weight training at 8, Big E. Langston pinned Curtis Axel and became the Intercontinental Champion.
Backstage segment: Reconciliation, Randy Orton had The Shield to protect him.
The divas are in the ring with Jerry Lawler playing musical chair on a shitty country song. The divas started to argue and tearing each other apart. Pointless crap trying to plug a shitty country song and WWE TV show Total Divas.
Big Show (7′, 425 lbs) vs. Ryback (291 lbs)
The battle of the behemoths. Big Show KTFO’ed Ryback. Nonetheless, Ryback lifted the Big Show on his shoulders for the Shell Shock!!! Ryback is so fuckin’ strong and muscular. A pure physical freak!! FYI, for those who care. Curtis Axel and Ryback are no longer Paul Heyman guys. Randy Orton to sneak-attack the Big Show after the match. But he missed and instead, was speared by The Big Show.
Backstage segment: 3MB, looking gay, disguised into country ‘stars’ talking with two country dumbass singers.
Backstage segment: Randy Orton putting ice on his ribs. Cursing that The Shield and The Autority didn’t came to his help.
The Real Americans vs. The Miz & Kofi Kingston
The Real Americans won!! Jack Swagger submitted Kofi Kingston with an ankle lock.
Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Vickie Guerrero
The unwilling and screaming Vickie was stretcherd to the ring for her match. Vickie Guerrero fainted, then tapped out to AJ Lee’s Black Widow.
Broadway Brawl (with country band musical instruments to be use as weapons.) Ouf! I was fearing that it would be a fuckin’ country band music performance!): Dolph Ziggler vs. Damian Sandow
Ziggler defeated Sandow with a guitar through the head.
John Cena, with his arm in a sling, in-ring monologue. Really mild reaction from the audience. Super heel Alberto Del Rio came to the ring tryin’ to take advantage of the injured Cena. But he got to back off to the locker room.
The Rhinestone Cow-Boys aka 3MB vs. R Truth & Xavier Woods
Xavier Woods pinned Drew McIntyre for the win.
Backstage segment: Triple H told Randy Orton that this Sunday at Survivor Series there will be no Shield, no interference, and no help.
Florida Georgia Line live performance.
WTF? A mohawked make-up punk rocker guitarist in a boring country music band!?!
The Main Event
12-Man Tag Team 6 vs. 6 Match: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, The Usos, Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. The Shield & the insane Wyatt Family.
CM Punk got the winning pin for the babyface team. And Mister 619 Rey Mysterio make his comeback helping the good guys team to clean the ring of The Shield & Wyatt Family.
The match was a bit long but the ending was sensational. An excellently worked and choregraphied match ending. A great preview for this week-end pay-per-view event Survivor Series.
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