Alex Riley hair are horrible!
Pre-show: Tag Team Turmoil: My favorite 3MB vs. Tons Of Crap vs. Real Americans
Tons of Crap defeated my favorite jobbers 3MB… Then Real Americans, the next scheduled stormed the ring and defeated the obese hoss duo Tons of Shit… The Real Americans defeated The Usos… The fruity Prime Time Jobbers defeated Tea Party wannabe, Real Americans. Apparently, Darren Young did a face turn and receives a push since he came out the closet as a self-proclaimed homosexual.
Things starts that damn good with the COO, the King of Kings, one of my hero, Triple H putting the roof on fire. Just to be interrupted by notorious real-life asshole Paul Heyman. Heyman crying over the fact that CM Punk will luckily kill him tonight. Triple H didn’t care. Loudmouth Curtis Axel “poked the bear” Triple H. And the irritated Triple H ordonnaites that Axel put his title on the line against the first people going through the ramp. I was prepared to see a monster heel. But… Kofi Fagston? They should have done better than Kofi Fagston???
IC champion Curtis Axel vs. Kofi Kingston
Will this fuckin’ dull match will end anytime soon??? Curtis Axel defeated Kofi Fagston in a too long and very uninteresting match.
Who was the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time? People voted for Chris Jericho??? Honky Tonk Man was the longest reigning and Mr. Perfect was the greatest.
Diva 4-Way: Natalya vs. Naomi vs. Brie Bella vs. Diva champion AJ Lee
AJ Lee prevailed and kept her title making Natalya tap-out. In real-life, the much stronger and legit wrestler Natalya would have annihilated the three sexy ass divas. But AJ Lee is by very far the most mic skilled diva of them all.
Wow! A double sharpshooter from Natalya!
Who was the greatest Women Champion of all time?
People voted for Trish Stratus??? Do they know that Fabulous Moulah was champion for 28 years!!!
World Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam
Maybe Ricardo Rodriguez will do a heel turn by rejoining his former boss? It seem logical!
I don’t give a fuck about this match! Way toooooo loooooong!!!!
ADR is disqualified when he refuses to break his cross-armbreaker on RVD who grab the ring ropes.
Wanting some retribution, RVD kicked the ass of the champion after the match.
Who is the all-time greatest World Heavyweight Champion?
Booker T bested Ric Flair!?! What a FUCKIN’ JOKE!!!
We are anxiously prepared to see the delightful execution of Paul Heywoman.
Faaaandaaaangoooo vs. The Miz
The Miz tapped-out Faaaandaaaangoooo with the best and most realistically painful figure-four leglock in wrestling. No joke! Summer Rae is HOT!!!
No DQ handicap match: Curtis Axel & Paul Heyman vs. CM Punk
The long-awaited moment where CM Punk will finally beat the fat ass of Paul Heyman into oblivion. If CM Punk eliminates Axel he can get his hands on Heyman. CM Punk defeated Curtis Axel. Then gets his hands on real-life crook Paul Heyman and gave him a well-deserved kendo stick beating until Goldberg wannabe Cryback came to help Paul Heyman PIN CM Punk for the victory. So, as I can see, Ryback is the new Paul Heyman guy. It’s logical, since the charisma challenged Ryback need someone like Heyman to do the talking and putting him back on the map.
US champion Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler
Dean Ambrose cleanly defeated Dolph Ziggler. YEAH!!
Who was the all-time greatest United States champion?
Sting. Yes, that’s logical! Who give a fuck about Bobo Brazil?
Tag team champions The Shield vs. Prime Time Jobbers
The Shield bested The Prime Time Players!! BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!!!! Anyway this Titus O’Neal is full of potential.
Who was the all time greatest World Tag Team Champions?
DX (Triple H & HBK)… What a fuckin’ joke! Give to the Road Warriors aka LOD. A close second would be the Steiner Brothers who were absent from the list.
Who is the all time greatest WWE champion?
Hulk Hogan was the obvious choice. The other choice were “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, John Cena, Triple H, and CM Punk.
WWE champion Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Triple H said that he didn’t want no The Shield and no Big Show to interfere in this match. Is it true?
Daniel Bryan won the WWE title??? WHAT?
On the moment, I haven’t any reaction. I was waiting for Triple H to fix this unlikely situation. Since there was a fuck-up with the referee during the match. It is still possible to see Triple H screwing the title out of Daniel Bryan’s waist to give it back to Randy Orton tomorrow night on Raw.
For the moment, I don’t realize what happened! I thought Randy Orton would be the champ for at least a couple of month. Not for 30 fuckin’ days!??!
Brie Bella is the real-life girlfriend of Daniel Bryan!??!
OMG! What the fuck!
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