Monday, September. 2: WWE Monday Night Raw

Monday, September. 2:

WWE Monday Night Raw (8pm ET / 1am UK)

The best ever start you can get for a Monday Night Raw, the COO King of Kings Triple H in the ring, with The Shield assuring security, introducing “The Face of WWE” WWE champion Randy Orton. 

But, the ugly little troll Daniel Bryan showed up…  Triple H compared Daniel Bryan to Doink the Clown.  Both very popular but both couldn’t be WWE champion for obvious reasons.

The Miz vs. Fandango
The Miz submitted Fandango with the Figure-four leglock.  Fandango supposedly got his nose broken by a Miz’s kick during the match.

Dolph Ziggler vs. Ryback
Ryback destroyed Dolph Ziggler.  Thankx to a pre-match attack by Dean Ambrose.

The chesty Stephanie McMahon convinced Big Show, with can’t miss arguments, to face Daniel Bryan tonight.  Stephanie said she growed up backstage. And that when she was 12 years old, Big Show was her favorite big buddy wrestler. I thought it was Randy Savage!?!  Big Show is 41 and Stephanie is 36???  Big Show arrived in the WWE in 1999.  Big Show was 27 and Stephanie was 22.  Stephanie wasn’t a little girl anymore!??!  Maybe Stephanie confused Big Show with Andre The Giant???  What a stupid storyline!  Keep it real please!  If we believe what Stephanie said, Big Show is supposedly broke and bankrupted???

Prime Tyme Players vs. 3MB
Prime Tyme defeated my favorite jobbers 3MB.  No surprise here

WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes
With Cody Rhodes’s career on the line.  Randy Orton defeated Cody Rhodes in a thrilling match.  And as a wedding gift, Cody Rhodes is fired by Triple H.

CM Punk blah blah blah promo speech…  Finally something that I like about CM Punk.  He promess that he will broke the face of Paul Heyman at Night Of Champions.

Triple Threat Chicks Fight
Brea Bella vs. Natalya vs. Naomi
AJ Lee unwisely attacked the three divas and got her sexy ass kicked.

Damien Sandow vs. Rob Van Dam
With Ricardo “Sell-out” Rodriguez as his personal announcer?!!?  RVD defeated mid-card jobber Damien Sandow in a too long, uninteresting and boring match.

Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan
With the entire roster forced to watch, gentle giant and big cry baby Big Show refused to fight the fiery Daniel Bryan in fear to hurt him???  Big Show broke down crying instead of punching Daniel Bryan???  WTF?  You’re suppossed to kick ass for a living and now you refuse to fight a main eventer???  But finally, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon convinced Big Show to obey.  The Shield came in to destroy Daniel Bryan and the suicidally depressed Big Show finally punched the shit out of Bryan with the WMD.  Then, our WWE Champion Randy Orton came to the ring to wave his World Championship title belt over the dead carcass of Daniel Bryan.



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