WWE Hell in a Cell 2014 Play-by-Play results

WWE Hell in a Cell (PPV)
Sunday October 26, 2014 at 8pm
Dallas, Texas, USA

Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Cesaro 2-out-of-3 falls match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
It will most likely be an excellent match!
Dolph Ziggler wins the first fall by pin… Dolph Ziggler wins the second fall to keep his IC title.

Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella; the loser must become the winner’s personal assistant for one month; if the loser does not comply, they will be forced to quit WWE.
Nikki Bella is way hotter than her twin sister Brie. Thanks to boobs implants and her blond shades.
Bad girl Nikki Bella AKA Ms John Cena wins with a backbreaker over Ms Daniel Bryan. The crowd seems to be being (the power of big boobs) Nikki Bella.

Brie Bella red thong

Gold and Stardust (c) vs. The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) for the WWE Tag Team Championship
Damn that I hate these fucking Usos!
Gold and Stardust win
Thanks god this match is over!

John Cena vs. Randy Orton Hell in a Cell match to determine the number one contender for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Who will be the 250-pound piece of meat that gonna feed “The Beast Incarnate” Brock Lesnar next month?
Very nice pre-match promo video… 27 world championships between these two… 
Match uninteresting… zzz… I’ve seen this match too many time!..
Cena wins lol
Good thing, this pointless shit is over! Give me a divas match please!

Sheamus (c) vs. The Miz (w/ Damien Mizdow) for the WWE United States Championship
“Mizdow’s awesome!” chants. They are right!
The dreadful albinos Sheamus wins. 🙁

Big Show vs. Rusev (w/ Lana)
Big Show’s gonna fall. Just like everybody before him. They will feed Rusev til he’s gonna get big enough to feed Superman John Cena.
Lana is pretty in pink…
Rusev defeats Big Show who pass out in the Camel clutch.

AJ Lee (c) vs. Paige (w/ Alicia Fox) for the WWE Divas Championship
Time to take a piss… AJ Lee wins by submission.

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins (w/ road agents/ stooges Joey Mercury & Jamie Noble) Hell in a Cell match
Time for the real thing! It will be one hell of a match!
Seth Rollins wins thanks a very weird lights out satanic backward message ghost fog apparition and interference from Bray Wyatt who takes out Dean Ambrose??? Weird and ehhh unpredictable!

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