Monday, February 10, 2014
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Old cunt Betty White with Big Show. Fortunately they are interrupt by The Authority… The Authority talks about reconsidering their choice of Randy Orton as the face of the WWE with any of his Elimination Chamber opponent… Orton interrupts them, saying that he will be what is expected from him. “Daniel Bryan” “YES!” chants… Stephanie McMahon is damn hot tonight in her black and white dress. Hunter is a lucky man… Orton says he is the heart and soul and the face of the WWE… Crowd hero Daniel Bryan arrives… Bryan remembers everybody that he beats Orton last week and that he wants a match with Corporate Kane tonight… Bryan qualifies the Authority as a mix of arrogance (Stephanie) and stupidity (Hunter). Triple H give the night off to Bryan. “No! No! No!”
Mark Henry is back tonight… Do I give a fuck? No!
The Wyatt Family vs. Rey Mysterio, Goldust & Cody Rhodes
Bray Wyatt pins Midget Mysterio for the win.
Old cunt Betty time wasting stuff with the divas and the New Age Outlaws.
Recap of Roman Reigns unforgetable Royal Rumble performance.
The Shield interview… Dean Ambrose issue an open challenge for his US Champion. Be careful what you wish for. Roman Reigns may be your challenger.
Santino Marella w/ Emma vs. Fandango w/ Summer Rae
Fandango defeats Santino Jobberella.
Sheamus interview… zzz
Sheamus & Christian vs. The Real Americans (507 lbs)
Why not selling The Real Americans jackets on the WWE shop zone? The jackets are kind of cool and I’m sure that any Tea Party supporters would like to wear one…
Sheamus pins jobber Swagger for the pin. Former world champions Swagger and Ziggler are really used like shit these day!
John Cena backstage interview…
Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler will probably job… Indeed, ADR squash Ziggler in a very short time. Then Heel Rio try to break Ziggler’s arm after the match til Batista came to attack Heel Rio and power bomb him through the annoncer table. Good thing!
WWE Network plug.
Triple H talking to Batista backstage… Batista and ADR match at Elimination Chamber is official.
After Ultimate Warrior, crackhead Jake “The Snake” Roberts, oh yeah! The redhead bombshell Lita!! Is the new inductee to the WWE Hall Of Fame.
|Lita is the new inductee in the WWE Hall Of Fame class of 2014|
New Age Outlaws and grandma Betty White backstage for another silly, pointless, useless segment.
The Usos vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel
New Age Outlaws at the commentator table. Road Dogg says there is millions and billions of great tag teams in the WWE??? Just name me one please!..
The Usos pins Axel for the win.
United States Championship match (Open Challenge)
US Champion Dean Ambrose (225 lbs) vs. Mark Henry (412 lbs)
Mark Henry returns to face Ambrose… Oups! Bad news for Ambrose… I thought it would be his teamate Roman Reigns… The Shield attacks Mark Henry and Dean Ambrose escapes with his title. Mark Henry wins by disqualification…
The Wyatt Family are here! A very intense face off but The Wyatt bails out.
February is the Month of the Black People. Bobo Brazil career recap.
The Bella Twins & Cameron vs. AJ Lee, Aksana & Alicia Fox
Cameron pins Aksana for the victory of her team.
Corporate Kane excusing for his attacks on Daniel Bryan claiming that he was acting by himself and that his misbehaviour wasn’t cautioned by the Authority…. Daniel Bryan storms the ring… some brawling… then Bryan chasing Kane away.
|John Cena vs Randy Orton tale of the tape pre-unification match|
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton vs. John Cena for the 1,000th time
“Let’s go Cena! Cena sucks!” A good match! John Cena pins Randy Orton 1-2-3.
Randy Orton have to face all his opponents from the Elimination Chamber 1-on-1 inside of two weeks from the pay-per-view event. A good way to build interest for the championship match!
Loss vs. Daniel Bryan on last week Raw
Win vs. Christian on Smackdown
Loss vs. John Cena this week
Orton is 1-2 going to Elimination Chamber.