S.D. Jones: Worst Jobber Ever


S.D. Jones: The Ultimate jobber / loser / tomato can

I’ve always thought “The Brooklyn Brawler” Steve Lombardi was the worst jobber ever. Until I saw S.D. Jones cleanly losing to Steve Lombardi!?! Can you believe it, LOSING TO STEVE LOMBARDI!!!

But after some search on the web, I soon discovered that thing can be much worse for good ol’ S.D…

losing to 40 something, 190-pound manager Bobby “The Brain” Heenan

losing to fellow jobber Boris Zhukov

getting squashed by the monstruous King Kong Bundy in record time (It was his time to shine…  Ooops!)

In this Wrestlemania match, S.D. Jones doesn’t looks like someone who can bench press 510 lbs like he once claimed.

S.D. Jones said a received a shitload of money to do the job versus King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania I.  I’m curious to know how much he gets to lose against Bobby “The Brain” Heenan.

S.D. Jones World Champion
Thing you will never see in real life.

I think it was a good idea to create a LJN wrestling figures (actually two) of S.D. Jones.  Since, even while playing, you always need someone to get the job done.

S.D. Jones-mania
Special Delievery Jones
really frightening as usual…
6’1″, 238 lbs “Philadelphia’s Favorite Son”; “The Man from the Antigua”
S.D. “Special Delivery” Jones
always gave his all but always lose at the end. 

Wanna laugh a little bit more of good ol’ S.D. losing streak?
Go take a look at his illustrious WWF losing record   http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=1497&page=4
Can you believe it, S.D. Jones jobbed 2 consecutive matches to jobber’s jobber Iron Mike Sharp.  And S.D. also lost 2 consecutive matches to jobber/poet “The Genius” Lanny Poffo.
Plus losing to luminaries such as Frenchy Martin, BARRY HOROWITZ, The Conquistador, an unknown named Jim Dixon, a washed-up Sika and thousands more…
Good ol’ Special Delivery Jones is the Ultimate Jobbers’s Jobber!
Career record: 523-760-81
Total number of matches: 1364
Total number of wins: 523 (38.3%)
Total number of losses: 760 (55.7%)
Total number of draws: 81 (5.9%)
Bet the farm on the little girl Undertaker and The Invisible Wrestler in two matches made in heaven versus good ol’ S.D. Jones.
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