WWE Hall Of Famer Donald Trump

Since any human civilian can be inducted in the WWE Hall Of Fame.  Whether you are a jobber (Johnny Rodz), mid-carder (Koko B. Ware), other sports celebrities (Pete Rose, William Perry), a baseball announcer (Bob Uecker), a talk-show host (Drew Carey), even Vince McMahon’s limousine driver (James Dudley).  And now Donald Trump!?!  Who know, maybe I will be inducted next year!

When you think about Donald Trump you think about anything except pro wrestling.  The name Donald Trump is synonimous with???  The first word who came to mind is billionaire.  And the second is bad hair.  Pro wrestling???  WTF?  Yes he is friend with WWE honcho Vince McMahon and he was featured in a Wrestlemania hair match appropriately billed as ‘The Battle Of The Billionaires’.

Since the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Hall Of Fame is nothing less than a farce and can be quite ridiculous.  Why not the Strength Fighter having his own ridiculously out of place post.  Not so out of place, since Donald Trump is a WWE Hall Of Fame.  And the WWE Hall Of Fame is supposed to be about???… Wrestling.  Huhum…  I think?!?

It is an article that I wanted to write for a long time!  A post about Donald Trump hair!!  Comb-over, wig, toupee???  The real estate mogul hair are probably the most famous and horrible hair in the universe!!!

So let’s now study this architectural wonder of the 21th century.

Donald Trump’s stylized mullet
Talk about a world famous coiffure.

Talk about a bad hair day.

Donald Trump’s Hair
The Great Mystery finally explained

Or maybe that’s the real secret…


Much needed hairstyle suggestions

Donald Trump new hairstyle
is perfectly assorted to his orange fake tan.

Donald Trump finally accepting his baldness.

Inspired by Hollywood Hulk Hogan. 
Donald Trump opted for the skullet.

“Handsome” Donald Trump
with an A-List Celebrity hairstyle.

Donald Trump without wig
Perfect place for the birds!
Donald Trump ala Perez Hilton
Donald Trump at his best.

Donald Trump using Head & Shoulders

Donald Trump rocks the Mullet back into fashion.

Donald Trump’s long lost brother

Celebrities inspired by Donald Trump
(very short list)
Matt Damon

One thought on “WWE Hall Of Famer Donald Trump

  1. Suddenly, the badger from atop his head stood up, made a little first and started cursing into the wind, shouting "There'll be hell toupee, alright!" He then rolled back into a ball and went back to sleep on Trump's skull.

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