The Perfect Fighting Sport Federation
Forget boxing. It's nothing but fancy rules, round sets, weigth categories and other laughable crap!
Forget UFC. It become a sissies sport when some corrupt faggot politicians decided it was too violent and extreme and it must be banned.
Forget pro wrestling. Pro wrestling is dead since the ECW bankrupted!
Forget hockey brawls. Since some piece of shit faggot sport reporters and the general 9-to-5 assholes lobbying to get them banned. It will not be too long that hockey will become a wimpy sport like any other so-called sport!
These are my philosophy of combat sports resumed in a few crude words. My reflection of the actual state of our four main combat sports.
As you may doubt, I'm a combat sports aficionado since my childhood. And I'm also a drawing artist (far less today) since my early childhood. One of my life passion was/is to create my own combat sports with my own combatants. Since the reality is far from being perfect I've created my own reality. My sport reality is the BKB SLAUGHTERSPORT. BKB being a Bare Knuckle Brawl cage boxing federation. And SLAUGHTERSPORT being a full fighting combat sport with no rules, no weight classes, and no shit!!
SLAUGHTERSPORT is the purity of combat sport. No fuckin' rules, no holds-barred, no weight classes, no cage, no ring, no referee, no time-limits... Just a hard surface and two men (or women) willing to fight till one of them is KO'd, submit or die. The referee is just there to declare the end of the fight.
What is the perfect fighting federation/division? My four points.
* The best 4 combatants in the world (quality over quantity)
* No rules, no-holds-barred, no time-limit, no rounds, no weight classes, no drug tests, no dress code, no ring, no cage, no soft floor, no referee. Only full fighting combat sport contested on a hard floor. Victory by KO, Submission or Death. (the purest form of combat sport)
* A year-long round-robin tournament. The four combatants each fighting the other three in separate matches in three separate events on a nine months period. For a total of six matches, two matches per event. (complete fairness)
* Only ONE champion
The combatants: I've limited myself to four combatants. More than this would be a dilution in quality over quantity.
On my four combatants I needed a superhero type of fighter, a star, an icon, some kind of perfect fighter.
I needed a woman combatant, it was primordial. A woman's woman enough to held her own against men and kick their asses.
I needed a pure martial artist, a kickboxer. A Muay Thai practionner was the obvious choice. Muay Thai being such a destructive martial art, often billed as the ultimate martial art. So my Muay Thai expert got to be 100% pure Muay Thai, nothing else.
And last but not least, I needed a monster heel as the main antagonist of the babyface superstar.
The fighting styles represented above are MMA, pro wrestling, Muay Thai, and street fighting. Two complete fighters and two stand-up fighters.
Now, writting is my main form of artistic expression.
What a fuckin' GREAT video game it would be!!
And proud to be a One Man Enterprise.
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