(December 22, 2014) results
Santa Claus Hogan + Superman Cena = some boring tv time
The crowd hates Cena so much that they sing “WE WANT LESNAR”
Number 1 asshole Seth Rollins make his entrance with his 2 midgets jobbers bodyguards.
Ho-Ho-Hogan… What a fucking joke!
And yes Seth, you got a point! Bring back The Authority please!
WWE calls Sting, The Vigilante Sting, instead of Sting The Icon, since if you google The Icon Sting, you will find TNA Wrestling stuff.
John Cena vs. Seth Rollins
Best Moment Of The Night for sure! (even if the show is just starting) When John Cena AA’s both J&J Security midget jobbers at the same time!
Jack Swagger vs. Fandango
Fandango DEFEATS Jack Swagger cleanly!!! Welcome back to JOBBERville Jack!
Adam Rose vs. R-Truth
R-Truth defeats Adam Rose.
Adam Rose goes ballistic and destroys… The Bunny. 🙁
Big Show vs. Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns wins by count out.
It was boring.
Brie Bella w/ Nikki vs. Natalya w/ Tyson Kid
I love the way Nikki Moves her hips when walking!
Natalya wins with a roll-up pin.
Gold & StarDust vs. Los Matadores & El Torito
What a fuckin’ waste of place?
El Torito pins Goldust. What a shame!
Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Luke Harper
A good match!
Piper’s Pit with Rusev and Lana as guest
Rowdy Piper has a special Christmas gift for Rusev: Ryback.
Ryback and Rusev brawl until Rusev retreats.
Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma vs. Paige, Cameron & Summer Rae
Santa Claus Elf (eyes candy)match: Alicia Fox has the victory pin.
The Miz w/ Mizdow vs. Jay Usos w/ Jimmy Usos
The Miz wins!
The Usos are skinny fat!
Miracle on 34th Street Fight: Bray Wyatt vs. Dean Ambrose
Bray Wyatt wins!
However Ambrose has the last word crashing a table with Wyatt’s body.
With Wyatt and Ambrose, it’s not who win that matter. It’s the car wreck before that we wanna see!