The day after BattleGround 2014
replay on demand
Live from Miami, Florida
Here are the results:
COO Triple H
The ever excellent COO Triple H starts the show on the mic. He wants somebody to bring back the WWE World Heavyweight Championship to The Authority.
Randy Orton, Kane, and Roman Reigns all came out to be the one who face John Cena for the title at SummerSlam.
Roman Reigns cleans off the ring Superman punching Kane while Orton was retreating.
Triple H ordains a match…
Handicap match: Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton & Kane
Randy Orton walks away from Kane. Roman Reigns pins Kane for the win.
4-on-1 Handicap match: Nikki Bella vs. Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendez, Cameron & Eva Marie
Brie Bella is in the audience with her front row ticket. Stephanie McMahon made her entrance plus some blablabla later, she slaps Brie Bella right in the face.
The foursome easily destroys the outnumbered Brie Bella. Alicia Fox made the pin.
Bo Dallas vs. Damien “LeBron James” Sandow
The Streak lives! Bo Dallas defeats Damien “LeBron James” Sandow.
Bray Wyatt on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel
Bray Wyatt in-ring speech showing off on the Titantron their backstage attack on Chris Jericho earlier. Plus endless Bray Wyatt’s blablabla…. zzzz What? Frightening words from Bray Wyatt… lol
Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler
An excellent “This is awesome!” kind of match, Dolph Ziggler pins The Miz after several back and forth pinfall from both wrestlers. Even when Dolph Ziggler wins he loses… It was a non-title match.
Backstage segment, Triple H, Seth Rollins, and Cesaro… Cesaro will face Dean Ambrose tonight.
Divas Champion AJ Lee & Paige vs. Natalya & Emma
AJ Lee submits Natalya for the win. Paige destroys AJ Lee after the match. It was about time that this frenemies stuff ends!
Fandango vs. Zack Ryder
Zack Ryder made his entrance with Summer Rae and Layla… It’s sometimes good to be a jobber!
ZACK RYDER WINS!!! (with some assistance from Layla)
Oversized guest star rapper Flo Rida shoves jobber Heath Slater backstage.
Guest star Flo Rida performs
And except for a couple of people. Nobody seem to care.
Stephanie McMahon is handcuffed and arrested for battery (slapping Brie Bella earlier on the show) by two cops in suits. Ehhhh…. It doesn’t look so great to see Stephanie handcuffed with her hands behind her back. Her boobs are so far apart! Stephanie and the two cops leaves the arena “just going downtown”.
|Stephanie McMahon is arrested for battery on Brie Bella.|
“Family first” can wait for COO Triple H. Triple H choose to stay on the show instead of leaving for his arrested wife.
RybAxel vs. Big E & Kofi Kingston
Ryback pins the ever-losing Kofi Kingston for his team.
Then Xavier Woods, dressed as the 90s Brother Love, enters the ring to encourage the losers to stop being good guys and instead do what it’s take to win. Kofi and Big E acquiest.
Oh no! Don’t tell me that WWE is now copying the lame ass TNA ‘s all black faction (MVP, Bobby Lashley, Kerry King)!?!
Rusev w/ Lana vs. The Great Khali
Rusev had some trouble defeating the giant jobber Khali.
Goldust & Stardust backstage crap.
Dean Ambrose vs. Cesaro
Dean Ambrose is disqualified when he starts throwing chairs into the ring…
COO Triple H is in the ring to announce John Cena’s opponent for SummerSlam.
BEURK! Not Cena vs. Orton for the million th times!!!
Randy Orton is attacked by Roman Reigns on his way in. Both wrestlers left backstage while brawling…
Thanks god! Here come Paul Heyman… Oh yes!
Paul Heyman pertinently states that plan A (Randy Orton) has Roman Reigns on his ass. That plan B (Seth Rollins) is constantly hunted by Dean Ambrose. So it only left Triple H with a plan C…
The Man who Conquered The Undertaker Undefeated Streak at WrestleMania will conquers the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at SummerSlam.
“The Beast Incarnate” Brock Lesnar. Triple H shakes both man’s hands. No more Cena wins this time.
|Brock Lesnar is Plan C|
My Nostradamus prediction:
I can smell a world title winning for Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam and a The Rock vs. Brock Lesnar main event at WrestleMania XXI. Both men are the Biggest Tickets Sellers right now thanks to their crossover mainstream media celebrity. Which is Great for Bu$ine$$.
However both men are part-timers in the WWE. So the winner of the WrestleMania main event will probably get rid of the title soon after the Greatest Extravaganza Of Sport Entertainment.
Yes I know. It’s make a lot of sense.