BEURK! The show starts with CM Punk in sweatshirt and sweatpants. Skip forward til the very hot Stephanie McMahon make her entrance… Then the Director of Operation Kane deblataring a perfect corporation speech… Vanilla midget CM Junk challenged Kane to get his ass kicked…Thing become interesting when The Shield came to the ring. But Stephanie stopped them to destroy a-hole CM Junk… Boouuu!!! Nonetheless, Kane ordained an handicap match for CM Punk vs. all three members of The Shield at TLC. Cool! I just hope they gonna kill that bastard!
Damian Sandow (Bark!) vs. Dolph Ziggler
Skip forward, I don’t give a flying fuck!! Damian Sandow WON???
Damian Sandow won the #1 contender spot to the Big E Langston Intercontinental Championship.
Divas Champion AJ Lee, Tamina & Summer Rae vs. Natalya & The Bella Twins
Natalya pinned the sexy skipping AJ Lee.
|Divas Champion forever AJ Lee|
Bad News (Wade) Barrett in a tribune telling the news (insulting the audience).
Daniel Bryan vs. Eric Rowan of The Wyatt Family
Daniel Bryan pinned the much bigger and stronger Eric Rowan. Will we see a Daniel Wyatt?
For his effort, Kane putted Daniel Bryan in a 3-on-1 handicap match vs. all three Wyatts at TLC. Oups!
Tons of Fun vs. R-Truth & Xavier Woods
The undersized Xavier Woods pinned 350-pound Brodus Clay.
Brodus Clay claimed to be a main event player last week? He is most likely a mid-card jobber.
Jobber Sin Cara (187 lbs) vs. Alberto Del Rio
SIN CARE WON!!! Sin Cara defeated Alberto Del Rio!! What an upset! Why did Sin Cara always wrestles when the lights are down?
John Cena backstage interview promoting the TLC Undisputed/Unified Championship match.
The Shield TLC blah blah blah…
Big Show (7’0″, 425 lbs) Goldust & Cody Rhodes vs. The Shield
The Shield won. At 44 years old, Goldust is at his peak. Slimmer and more agile than ever.
CM Junk backstage interview = skip forward.
More pointless Bad News Barrett???
The Miz & Kofi Kingston vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel
Ryback & Curtis Axel defeated The Miz & Kofi Kingston.The Miz slapped Kingston for the loss.
Los Matadores and Torito selling WWE shop merchandise…
Fandango (w/ Summer Rae) vs. Mark Henry
Oups! It smell trouble for Fandango. Mark Henry splashed Fandango with the World’s Strongest Slam.
Prime Time Players vs. The Real Americans
The Real Americans defeated The Prime Time Jobbers. Titus O’Neil stupid puking angle???
WWE Universe voted for the name of the unified world championship:
The Unified Champion 38% WTF? The worse one won?
The Undisputed WWE Champion 31%
The Undisputed World Champion 31% my favorite one.
What about The Undisputed Unified WWE World Champion or The Undisputed WWE Unified World Champion?
Historic TLC Unification Championship Match contract signing
The Autority, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon hyping the historic TLC Tables Ladders Chairs Unification Championship Match with historical facts about past champions who held both titles and the contract signing of the two top WWE players, John Cena and Randy Orton. Speech time…
Then the two most celebrated superstars started a fight using the TLC set-up. John Cena got the upper hand this week and celebrated waving both championship belts over his fallen foe.