May 26, 2014
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Good start with The Authority.
They think that Daniel Bryan will surrender his WWE World Championship. I don’t think so… The Authority calls out Brad Maddox to met them in the ring because of his last week’s action. Brad Maddox is in the ring, the demon Kane comes out and delivers a choke slam and a Tombstone piledriver to the geeky Brad Maddox. Brad Maddox is also fired by The Authority.
Brad Maddox is stretchered out, his neck in a brace.
Cesaro w/ Paul Heyman vs. Rob Van Dam
Cesaro wins thanks to Bad News Barrett distraction.
Shame-Anus brode kicks Cesaro.
Eva Marie vs. Summer Rae
The crowd didn’t give a fuck about this boring match… Thanks to the distraction of Fandango kissing Layla, this fuckin’ match is over and Eva Marie pins Summer Rae.
Cody Rhodes and Goldust mets Batista & Randy Orton backstage. Triple H make the match for tonight.
Drew McIntyre w/ 31/2MB vs. El Torito w/ Los Matadores
The midget will probably beat the jobber just like he did to Heath Slater last week…
EL TORITO DEFEATS DREW McINTYRE. Thanks to Los Matadores distraction and a ill-conceived botched finish.
Message to Cenation. Fuckin’ bullshit boring Bray Wyatt time-filling speech. I skip this shit!!! It become interesting when Bray Wyatt calls out TV commentator Jerry “The King” Lawler to talk to him in the ring. Lawler didn’t have any desire to go… JBL try to be a hero and get his ass kicked… Jerry Lawler has no other choice than to get in the ring with Bray Wyatt to be sermoned… John Cena comes to the rescue of his friend Jerry Lawler… The Usos rescues Cena and Lawler… The crowd is booing… John Cena make a speech to promote his Payback pay-per-view match vs. Wyatt.
Rusev w/ Lana vs. Zack Ryder
Rusev destroys Zack Ryder under a minute.
Big E run into the ring to fight Rusev… Big E throw Rusev out of the ring and waves the U.S. flag chanting USA, USA, USA…
Evolution (Batista & Randy Orton) vs. Cody Rhodes & Goldust
Randy Orton pins Cody Rhodes after two RKO in a row.
The announcer announces that the match is turned into an elimination no-holds-barred match. Randy Orton & Batista double teams the hapless Goldust til a RKO and a Batista bomb. Batista pins Goldust.
Bo Dallas Raw debut vs. his Smackdown debut’s jobber, Sin Cara
Bo Dallas wins.
Will Daniel Bryan surrender the WWE World Heavyweight Championship?
NO! NO! NO! That’s for sure!
Stephanie McMahon in the ring with Daniel Bryan… Daniel Bryan refuses to give away his championship… Stephanie gave him the choice, if he doesn’t surrender his title at Payback, this Sunday. His wife Brie Bella will be fired.
Alicia Fox vs. Emma
What an upset! Emma pins Alicia Fox. Alicia Fox goes crazy and destroys Emma after the match and attacks ring staff members.
Davy Crockett AKA Damien Sandow vs. Adam Rose
Adam Rose easily defeats Davy Crockett/Damien Sandow despite the distraction of Jack Swagger. Adam Rose and Jack Swagger fought together after the match with Rose having the upper hand.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Sheamus
Sheamus defeats ADR. Cesaro sneak-attacks Sheamus after the match.
The Shield vs. Evolution Payback contract signing
Evolution are on the receiving end of a beating til Triple H grabs a sledgehammer under the ring and destroys everybody with it.
It all ends with Roman Reigns getting a Triple PowerBomb through the commentator table. Outch!
Evolution is a Mystery