Money In The Bank 2014 predictions



Why Big Show is on this poster? He is not even on the card.

Summer Rae vs. Layla Singles match with Fandango as special guest referee
Who give a fuck? Seriously…


RybAxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel) vs. Goldust and Stardust Tag Team match
Another who give a fuck match! Therefore, Goldust & Stardust will win. Don’t ask me why since I don’t give a flying fuck!


Paige (c) vs. Naomi Singles match for the WWE Divas Championship
The third and the last who give a flying fuck matches.
PAIGE SUCKS… my cock hopefully. But she will probably keep her worthless title. Therefore Naomi can win it too…
My verdict: The Divas division ain’t shit without AJ Lee as champion.
AJ Lee is the be all and end all of the Women Wrestling.



Big E vs Rusev Singles match
Rusev is on a HUGE push. So he will win against the soporific Big E.



June 29, 2014 at the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts Bad News Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Seth Rollins Money in the Bank Ladder match for a WWE World Heavyweight Championship contract
Bad News Barrett? Nope
Dean Ambrose? One of my pick
Dolph Ziggler? LOL
Jack Swagger? No way!
Kofi Kingston? No chance in hell.
Rob Van Dam? Ehhhh… Not with a part-time contract.
Seth Rollins? Him or Dean Ambrose will win the MITB.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) (c) vs. The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper and Erick Rowan) Tag Team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
The Wyatts must and will win this one.

 
Alberto Del Rio vs. Bray Wyatt vs. Cesaro vs. John Cena vs. Kane vs. Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns vs. Sheamus

Ladder match for the vacant WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Alberto Del Rio? Lol
Bray Wyatt? Maybe… but not likely.
The Wyatts will interfere but they will be countered by Cena’s backups, The Usos.
Cesaro? No way! It would be pointless.
John Cena? Please no…
Kane? No way! He is just there to save Orton’s ass. But I’m pretty sure he will turn his back on Orton and make lose the championship.
Randy Orton? Will be close to win but Kane will snap and choke slam him.
Roman Reigns? No ready for the big time.
Sheamus? Unfortunately, he is the most likely suspect to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

Overall prediction: It will be excellent! I cannot wait to Sunday night!