"WWE always listens to their fans" WHAT?
"Best for Business" MY ASS
Is the WWE Authority anti-Daniel Bryan for real?
Or is this all part of an elaborate angle?
Hopefully we will know a little bit more tonight!
Tonigh Raw starts with The Authority (Triple H & Stephanie McMahon). The power couple plays perfectly the part of the corporate a-holes. Stating that last night Royal Rumble was "the most satisfying, epic Royal Rumble in history." That Randy Orton retained his title, that Brock Lesnar destroyed The Big Show, and that their good friend Batista won the Royal Rumble. Triple H forgets to mention that his good friends from D-Generation-X won the WWE Tag Team titles... Daniel Bryan comes to the ring... "YES! YES! YES!" and "Daniel Bryan" chants... Oups! The Shield came to kick Daniel Bryan's ass!! Bryan takes a steel chair as an equalizer... The Shield attacks him but "The Albinos Warrior" Sheamus and brown-nose John Cena chases The Shield away.
Maybe this anti-Daniel Bryan campaign is all part of a long and elaborate angle. If it's the case, it seem to work well. The ultimate underdog Daniel Bryan vs. the evil Authority.
The Real Americans vs. Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio
The Real Americans scores a much needed win over the luchadores combo.
#Bad News Barrett saying that Cleveland is a town of losers.
WWE Network sneak peeks. The Monday Night War: WWE vs WCW. It was great!
Fandango vs. R-Truth
R-Truth defeats Fandango. By the way, Fandango was eliminated by midget El Torito last night at Royal Rumble.
Brad Maddox, booooo, introducing the WWE World Heavyweight Champion "The Viper" Randy Orton... Here comes Bootista, boooo... Here comes "The Beast Incarnate" Brock Lesnar with Paul Heyman. The Beast want Randy Orton or Batista TONIGHT or else...
What a fantastic team, The Beast and Paul Heyman forms!
The Battle Of Cleveland": The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggle
Dolph Ziggler wins.
Ryback & Curtis Axel vs. The Usos
One of the Usos covers Ryback for the win. Ryback is very far from his monster heel, undefeated streak, debut!!
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
"JBL" chants, "Jerry" (Lawler) chants, maybe some Michael Cole chants... Alberto Del Rio wins with a kick to Kingston's face.
WWE Tag Team Champions New Age Outlaws vs. Cody Rhodes & Goldust
15 years between both title reigns for the New Age Outlaws... The match is interrupted by the presence of Brock Lesnar. The New Age Outlaws intelligently leaves the ring. Lesnar F-5 each of the Rhodes brothers then smash the shit out of them with a steel chair. I've almost get an hard-on watching this!
The Funkadactyls & The Bella Twins vs. AJ Lee, Tamina, Aksana & Alicia Fox
Naomi pins Divas Champion AJ Lee for her team victory.
After The Ultimate Warrior, Jake "The Snake" Roberts is the second inductee into the WWE Hall Of Fame class of 2014.
6-man Elimination Chamber qualification match: John Cena, Sheamus & Daniel Bryan vs. The Shield
"Let's go Cena! Cena sucks!" "YES! YES! YES!" "Daniel Bryan" chants... The Wyatt Family attacks John Cena and cost the match to The Shield. Cena, Sheamus & Daniel Bryan won by disqualification and are qualified for Elimination Chamber. The Shield goes nuts outside the ring.
Good setup for a feud between The Wyatts and The Shield. Maybe...
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