(May 30, 2014)
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Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston
Cesaro defeats jobber to the stars Kofi Kingston. I actually wrote the result before the end of the match.
Bad News Barrett interview
The Shield vs… fuck! I thought it was a 3-man tag team match vs. 3MB!!!
It is just a Shield promo in-ring speech to shamelessly plug their match vs. Evolution this Sunday at Payback.
Divas Champion Paige vs. Tamina
Paige submits Tamina despite the distraction of the crazy Alicia Fox.
Sheamus backstage interview.
Bo Dallas vs. Xavier Woods
It is not too hard to figure out that Bo Dallas will win this match hands down.
Bo Dallas defeats Xavier Woods.
Bo Dallas is 3-0 (2 wins vs. Sin Cara and 1 vs. Woods)
Jinder Mahal vs. El Torito
Jinder Mahal tonight, will defend the pride of 3MB. Mahal will most likely pinned by Mexican dwarf El Torito.
Champion vs. Champion
Intercontinental Champion Bad News Barrett vs. United States Champion Sheamus
Sheamus wins. And Paul Heyman – sitting at the commentator table – seems upset?!!? Why Heyman? BNB isn’t your client! And why Sheamus didn’t punch Heyman right in the face???
Big E vs. Titus O’Neil
Big E squashes Titus O’Neil under two minutes.
Then after a stupid flag waving battle between Big E and Rusev….
Adam Rose vs. Jack Swagger
Jack Jobber loses to the very gay Adam Rose!!!
Last Man Standing match: Bray Wyatt vs. Jimmy Uso
Good news! Bray Wyatt and his cronies will surely destroy The Usos. I hate both Usos.
Bray Wyatt wins but unfortunately The Wyatts didn’t kill both Usos.