August 18, 2014
What a good way to start the show with the chesty Stephanie McMahon and her big boobs compressed in her red ‘Steph! Steph! Steph!’ T-shirt. Steph recaps last night SummerSlam then introduces Nikki Bella who betrayed her sister Brie last night. Nikki slaps Brie who left the ring in tears…
The Big Show & Mark Henry vs. The Wyatt Family
What a colossal team, the World’s Largest Athlete and the World’s Strongest Man! Big Show & Mark Henry won. What else? Who can possibly beat these two guys? I can’t wait to see them destroy the queer Usos.
Renee Young backstage interview with Seth Rollins. Rollins is attacked by Dean Ambrose… A couple of old farts separate both men.
Divas Champion Paige vs. Natalya
Natalya is more beautiful than ever… Natalya pins Paige thanks to the distraction of AJ Lee.
Brock Lesnar World Heavyweight Championship presentation
Presentation done by The Authority.
Fuck this shit! I hate the new title belt. Two belts are always better than one. Two belts looked a lot more badass than just one championship belt… Paul Heyman, WITH Brock Lesnar, gloating about last night utmost destruction of John Cena at the hands of “The Beast” BROCK LESNAR.
Intercontinental Championship match: Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz
The Miz wins by count out.
Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro
Cesaro wins… Assclown jerk “Bo Lieve” Bo Dallas taunting Swagger on the mic.
Y2J Chris Jericho backstage speech with Renee Young.
Randy Orton, Curtis Axel & Ryback vs. Sheamus, Rob Van Dam & Roman Reigns
RVD covers Curtis Axel for the victory of his team.
Bray Wyatt blah blah blah
Tag Team Chumps The Usos vs. Goldust & Stardust
Goldust & Stardust won.
Rusev and Lana blah blah blah SummerSlam victory celebration… Mark Henry crashes the party with a WSM Slam and a splash… Henry will feud with Rusev and loses just like Swagger did before him.
Falls Count Anywhere (No DQ, No Countout): Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins
Seth Rollins breaks cinder blocks with Dean Ambrose’s head to win the match. With some (a lot) of help from Corporate Kane.