WWE Monday Night Raw (March 31) results

WWE Monday Night Raw
Monday, March 31, 2014: (8pm ET / 12am UK)

The show starts with The Undertaker majestic entrance. 
A speech about his WrestleMania undefeated streak… Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman make an apparition… Brock Lesnar hesitate… Lesnar finally enters the ring… Heyman distracts The Undertaker… Brock Lesnar fights with The Undertaker and F-5 The Undertaker.

Brock Lesnar F-5 The Undertaker

Intercontinental Champion Big E vs. Alberto Del Rio
A big surprise! Alberto Del Rio cleanly defeats Big E with a sidekick to the head. It was a non-title match.

Another Wyatt Family weird speech about John Cena on the giant screen.

Total Divas drama between Summer Rae slapping Natalya.

Summer Rae vs. Natalya
Summer Rae pins Natalya!!! What a joke! No chance in hell that this shit happens in real life.

Farewell to the YES! Movement
The Authority claims that the YES! Movement will end up like Fandango. A flash in the pan, a flavor of the week, from biggest in the world to nothing.
The farewell to the YES! Movement turns into a farewell to “The Game” Triple H dominance… Batista blah, blah, blah… Randy Orton blah, blah, blah… Randy Orton ass kissing The Authority… 

WWE Tag Team Champions The Usos & Los Matadores vs. Rybaxl & Real Americans
One of Los Matadores pins Jack Swagger.

Fandango & Damien Sandow vs. Goldust & Cody Rhodes
Goldust pins Damien Sandow.

Bray Wyatt vs. R-Truth
Bray Wyatt pins R-Truth. John Cena, dressed as a Wyatt and wearing a sheep mask,  surprises the Wyatts after the match and kicks them out of the ring.

Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Naomi in a Lumberjack match
The lumber jill are all on AJ Lee’s case and let Naomi acts as she wants outside the ring… The divas attacks AJ and Tamina outside the ring… Naomi pins AJ Lee. It was a non-title match, as usual.

John Cena ‘face your fear‘ backstage interview.

Corporate Kane vs. Roman Reigns
The match turns into some brawling between the New Age Outlaws and The Shield.

Hulk Hogan will be on Smackdown friday night.

Piper’s Pit special Wrestlemania edition.  Some shit to promote the uninteresting WrestleMania Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal with the hundred years old Rowdy Piper…

No Disqualification match: Batista vs. WWE World heavyweight Champion Randy Orton w/ COO Triple H & Stephanie at the commentator table
The highlight of the match is when Daniel Bryan comes out of the crowd to kick Triple H’s ass. It was great to see. The Yes Movement is alive and kicking.
I used to be a Daniel Bryan hater but by now I’m a fan.

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