lundi 9 décembre 2013

WWE Raw review (December 9, 2013)

Watch WWE Monday Night Raw
(December 9, 2013)
http://www.whsports.net/


2013 WWE SLAMMY AWARDS



Daniel Bryan vs. Fandango
Washington native Daniel Bryan got one hell of a pop in his hometown. Daniel Bryan won. It was a good match.
Lights goes out... Bray Wyatt appeared on the big screen telling Bryan to join them... The answer was No! No! No!

Booker T & Jerry "The King" Lawler, both WWE Hall Of Famer, are in charge of the animation.


The New Age Outlaws are here to present the 
LOL! moment of the year.
The Rock concert (song to biatch Vickie Guerrero)


Damian Sandow vs. Santino Jobberella
The bearded intellectual Damian Sandow destroyed goofy jobber Santino Marella.


The Shield presents the
Double Cross Of The Year
(Some subtle dissention between Ambrose and Reigns when Ambrose stole the line of Roman Reigns.)
Shawn Michaels (when, as the special guest referee, he kicked Daniel Bryan during his WWE championship match against Randy Orton)


Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz
The Miz wins holding Kofi's tight during the pin.  The Miz heel turn is now evident.


Eve Torres presents
Divas Of The Years
The Bella Twins won.  AJ Lee should have won this one...


Rey Mysterio, Big Show, Goldust & Cody Rhodes vs. The Real Americans, Ryback & Curtis Axel
Mysterio pins Curtis Axel for the win.  Cody Rhodes is turning himself into a fantastic wrestler.  Very entertaining to watch.


Shawn Michaels presents
Superstar Of The Year (HBShizzle Award)
Daniel Bryan.  It's official, Shawn Michaels is now heel.  By the way, the arrogant Shawn Michaels is a natural heel.


Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara
Sin Cara who was a jobber a couple of weeks ago scored another victory against former World Champion Alberto Del Rio???


Prime Time Jobbers presents
Fan Participation Award
The fuckin' Daniel Bryan won the award. Yes! Yes! Yes!


Brodus Clay vs. Xavier Woods
Brodus Clay squashed the midget Xavier Woods in a matter of seconds.  And continued to beat his ass after the match.


The Miz presents
Insult Of The Year
Stephanie McMahon degrading Big Show on Raw.


CM Punk vs. Dean Ambrose
CM A fuckin' boring match like all CM Junk matches!! Too long, fuckin' dull time filler match...  CM Punk GTS'd Dean Ambrose... Dissention in The Shield.  I can smell a Roman Reigns face turn at TLC sunday.


Mick Foley presents
Most Extreme Moment Of The Year
CM Punk vengeance on Paul Heyman at Hell In The Cell.  Seing the fat walrus getting his ass kicked in top of the Hell In The Cell cage was certainly the best moment of the year.


The fuckin' Usos vs. The Wyatt Family
The Wyatt Family won.  Yes sir!


Bret Hart presents
Match Of The Year
John Cena vs. The Rock at WrestleMania


Natalya vs. Tamina
Natalya needed little time to defeat Tamina Snuka with the Sharpshooter.


Championship Ascension Ceremony

HBK, Big Show, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Mark Henry, The Miz, Great Khali, Rey Mysterio, Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio, Mick Foley, Bret Hart, Christian, Kane, Booker T, Triple H, Randy Orton, John Cena.  20 former WWE Champions and World Champions are present in the ring, my count is 19 but?..  Stephanie McMahon introduced COO Triple H and Triple H introduced WWE Champion Randy Orton and World Champion John Cena...  Daniel Bryan stole the show.  He is so over that the crowd chanted his name or Yes! Yes! Yes! during the entire "ceremony"...  Arrogant speech from Orton, brown nosed speech from Cena...  Cena and Orton shook hands... Orton sucker-punched Cena...  Orton and Cena brawl...  Triple H and former champions tried to separate both men...  Triple H shoved CM Punk...  Punk punched Triple H...  HBK sweet chin music CM Punk...  Daniel Bryan front missile dropkicked HBK...  Orton tried to RKO Bryan but Bryan shoved Orton onto Stephanie... Seeing Stephanie laying on the ring floor, Triple H pedigree Orton... Then Mister Brown Nose John Cena came to help Stephanie regain consciousness... 

Final image: Randy Orton crawling on the ring floor with Triple H, Stephanie, Kane and John Cena looking angry at him.  All the former champions disapeared and are nowhere to be seen???  Another well-orchestrated WWE vaudeville.

I can smell an upcoming WrestleMania match: Triple H & HBK vs. Daniel Bryan & CM Punk.

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