First of all, 8 times Mr. Olympia, 300-pound muscle monster Ronnie Coleman.
Wearing spandex? There is nothing to be ashame of… When you are as big as Ronnie Coleman.
How can you look ridiculous wearing something where you are absolutely this freakin’ fuckin’ BIG?!?
The other one are Iron Maiden.
Where you’re in an 80’s Heavy Metal band you can do whatever the fuck you want and wear whatever the fuck you want and still be cool and look cool!
Holy fuck! I feel a sudden urge to wear my spandex pants right now! I can do that since I’m both a Gym rat and a Metalhead!
Plus spandex is the perfect way to show off my huge package.