lundi 31 mars 2014

WWE Monday Night Raw (March 31) results

WWE Monday Night Raw
Monday, March 31, 2014: (8pm ET / 12am UK)

The show starts with The Undertaker majestic entrance. 
A speech about his WrestleMania undefeated streak... Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman make an apparition... Brock Lesnar hesitate... Lesnar finally enters the ring... Heyman distracts The Undertaker... Brock Lesnar fights with The Undertaker and F-5 The Undertaker.

Brock Lesnar F-5 The Undertaker

Intercontinental Champion Big E vs. Alberto Del Rio
A big surprise! Alberto Del Rio cleanly defeats Big E with a sidekick to the head. It was a non-title match.

Another Wyatt Family weird speech about John Cena on the giant screen.

Total Divas drama between Summer Rae slapping Natalya.

Summer Rae vs. Natalya
Summer Rae pins Natalya!!! What a joke! No chance in hell that this shit happens in real life.

Farewell to the YES! Movement
The Authority claims that the YES! Movement will end up like Fandango. A flash in the pan, a flavor of the week, from biggest in the world to nothing.
The farewell to the YES! Movement turns into a farewell to "The Game" Triple H dominance... Batista blah, blah, blah... Randy Orton blah, blah, blah... Randy Orton ass kissing The Authority... 

WWE Tag Team Champions The Usos & Los Matadores vs. Rybaxl & Real Americans
One of Los Matadores pins Jack Swagger.

Fandango & Damien Sandow vs. Goldust & Cody Rhodes
Goldust pins Damien Sandow.

Bray Wyatt vs. R-Truth
Bray Wyatt pins R-Truth. John Cena, dressed as a Wyatt and wearing a sheep mask,  surprises the Wyatts after the match and kicks them out of the ring.

Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Naomi in a Lumberjack match
The lumber jill are all on AJ Lee's case and let Naomi acts as she wants outside the ring... The divas attacks AJ and Tamina outside the ring... Naomi pins AJ Lee. It was a non-title match, as usual.

John Cena 'face your fear' backstage interview.

Corporate Kane vs. Roman Reigns
The match turns into some brawling between the New Age Outlaws and The Shield.

Hulk Hogan will be on Smackdown friday night.

Piper's Pit special Wrestlemania edition.  Some shit to promote the uninteresting WrestleMania Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal with the hundred years old Rowdy Piper...

No Disqualification match: Batista vs. WWE World heavyweight Champion Randy Orton w/ COO Triple H & Stephanie at the commentator table
The highlight of the match is when Daniel Bryan comes out of the crowd to kick Triple H's ass. It was great to see. The Yes Movement is alive and kicking.
I used to be a Daniel Bryan hater but by now I'm a fan.

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WWE Monday Night Raw
Monday, March 31, 2014: (8pm ET / 12am UK)

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dimanche 30 mars 2014



NICKNAME: The Creature
Birthplace: East End of London, England  
Height: 5'11" (180 cm)
Weight: 397 lbs (180 kg)
Started his career at a trim 205 pounds.
Years Pro: 27
Age: 47
Retirement at 53 years old

Occupation: Deathmatch wrestler "Bleed For A Living"

Manager/Handler: his psychologist Dr. Wolfgang Van Denberg  

Entrance Music: Halloween (Michael Myers) Theme Song

Titles: Current (Pro Wrestling) World Tag Team Champion and former (Pro Wrestling) World Heavyweight Champion.

Pro Wrestling career: Before signing with the SLAUGHTERSPORT, he was on the end of a lucrative contract with the main North American Pro Wrestling Promotion. Specialized in hardcore and street fight matches. He was used as a sideshow attraction.

Background: Schooled in karate, judo, and amateur wrestling. And growing up in the very rough East End of London, he had a lot of scraps (street fights) in his youth.
Daily Training: 24 beers a day and 50 cigarettes a day. Drinking from morning till night.
Diet: Junk food only

He is all about eating, drinking, smoking, and fighting and he overindulges in all four.

Vanity stuff: Files and sharpens his fingernails and teeth to razor sharp points to torn the flesh of his opponents. 

Erratic and strange behaviour: First of all, look at him! He is a mutant looking pasty white, red eyes, morbidly obese albinos monster.

Doesn't speak. Seems to be a mentally-ill, deranged and retarded individual. He is always yelling, grunting and grimacing even when he is not trying to tear the flesh out of your face.

Nose picking, burping, farting, and spitting. Digging his fingers onto his throat to puke on his opponents. Licking his opponent blood...

Memorable interviews: He doesn't speak and apart from the grunting and yelling he can do some very special unusual things during his interviews.

Carrying and drinking a bottle of beer or cans of beer. Sometimes biting off the top of a beer bottle, chewing the glass and spitting it out. Breaking beer bottles on his head. Eating fried chicken from a giant bucket. Eating a bag of chips. Smoking cigarettes. Putting out cigarettes on his arm...


Sado Maso is the most injured man in the history of Combat Sport. It is a miracle that he still stand on his feet. (He is said to have an incredible tolerance for pain, mainly in reference to the injuries he has had.) 

- Walk with a limp
- Over 1,400 stitches in his arms, head, eyebrows, hands, ears, shin, cheek and lip

18 concussions

- 79 broken bones, including...

- 2 cracked skull
- 1 broken orbital bone 
- 1 broken cheekbone
- 1 fracture of zygomatic bone (under eye)
- 17 broken noses
- 1 broken jaw

- 4 front teeth knocked off
- 1 fracture of the palate (the roof of the mouth)
- 17 broken fingers (including a broken left thumb)
- 15 broken hands
- 1 compound fracture of the (right) wrist
- 1 fracturated elbow
- 1 fractured (left) shoulder
- 2 broken neck (He broke his neck at the age of 40 and
came within a millimeter of being paralyzed from the waist down.)
- 1 broken back (vertebrae of the lower back)
- 1 broken tailbone
- 1 broken collarbone
- 7 broken ribs

- 1 broken (left) tibia 
- 1 broken ankle
- 1 broken foot
- 1 broken right toe

- 12 surgeries, including...
- 7 surgeries on both shoulders (complete tears of rotator cuffs, labrum tears)
- Surgeries on both knees
- 1 surgery to the elbow 

- 1 lower back surgery (slipped disk)
- 1 hip surgery 
- Need knee replacement in both knees

- 1 dislocated jaw
- 1 compressed cheekbone
- 1 cracked (left) cheekbone
- 1 split tongue
- 1 bitten off nose
- 2/3 of his ear ripped off

- Severed tendons in his right hand
- Separated both shoulders 
- 1 cracked (right) shoulder
- Dislocated (left) shoulder (multiple times)
- Complete tears of rotator cuffs (surgeries)

- Labrum tears (surgeries) 
- Shoulder tear (right)
- Frozen shoulder torn cartlidge (left)
- Ripped tricep (left) 
- Ripped tricep complete tear (right)
- 2 torn biceps
- 1 torn pectorial muscle 

- Tore hamstring off the bone (twice)
- Tore groin off the bone
- Bone chips in his (right) elbow

- Bone chips in his (left) ankle 
- Hyperextended right elbow

- 2 herniated discs
- 1 crushed disc
- 1 slipped disk in the neck
- Sciatic nerve damage
- Pinched nerve in the neck
- Limited neck rotation

- Radial-nerve damage to the right forearm
- Misaligned clavicles
- 1 bruised kidney
- 1 torn abdominal
- Hernia (stomach)

- Labral tears
- Slipped disk in the lower back (surgery)
- Cumulative trauma in lower spine 
- Torn meniscus 
- Torn ACL
- Torn hamstring
- Torn quads in both legs 

- Torn medial collateral ligament 
- Blown-out knees 
- Cracked kneecap
- Twisted knee 
- 1 crushed heel 
- Right big toe, nail removed

- Plantar Fasciitis
- Foot blisters

- Stretched ligaments
- Several sprains 

- Arthritis both wrists
- L-5 arthritis (lower back)
- Lower back problems

- Chronic back injuries
- Cortison shots in both shoulders, elbows, wrists, knees, and ankles.

- Second degree burns (shoulder, chest and arm) 
- Barbed-wire lacerations
- Thousands of thumb tack holes

- Emotional disorders
- Weight problem 
- Alcoholism to numb the pain
- Hepatitis C

He is old, fat, plagued with a catalogue of injuries, he drinks, he smokes, he eats junk, he never go to the gym... However, he is indestructible and still going strong despite his age and injuries.

It is not uncommun to see him appearing in the ring with the bruises from the previous night's bloodbath... He ended up in hospital after almost every one of his matches... May have spilled more blood than any other fighter in history... Perhaps the most injury-prone fighter ever... Has broke more than half the bones in his body... Refuse to take pain medication for his multiple crippling injuries. But he is a drunk who drink at least 24 beers a day and smoke 50 cigarettes a day.

His "Creature Feature" matches AKA hardcore wrestling matches were like a sideshow. He is a mutant-looking hardcore monster who is willing to risk life and limb in the pursuit of cheers, jeers, and other things.

Finishing Moves
- Two handed eyes-to-eyes mounted choke
- Bite to the Jugular
- Standing Moonsault

- Camel clutch 

Aerial Moves 
- Standing Moonsault
- Somersault 
- Senton bomb
- Somersault crossbody / Hilo
- Standing Shooting Star Press 
- Running or Standing Splash
- Jumping, diving or somersault leg drop
- Running back drop
- Sunset flip
- Diving head butt
- Jumping knee drop
- Running leg drop
- Running seated senton
- Running elbow drop to the throat
- Elbow drop 
- Double Knee Drop to the stomach

- Biting
- Scratching 
- Eyes gouging 
- Eyes raking
- Fish hooking
- Choking
- Hair pulling
- Face smashing, biting and maiming in the mounted position

- Punching 
- Punches (several consecutive right punches to his opponent face)
- Kicking
- Stomping
- Forearm club
- Forearm smashes
- Low blows 
- Double foot stomp

- Headbutt
- Throat thrust
- Double hand throat thrust

- Falling powerslam
- Shoulder block
- Hip toss
- Bodyslam
- Backdrop suplex
- Vertical suplex
- Face raking bodyscissors
- Clothesline
- Bulldog

- Armpit claw
- Nerve hold


Catching a staph infection (biting) and hepatitis C (bleeding) are almost two sure things when fighting him.
His Piledriver can cause you a severe concussion, a broken neck, and a cracked skull.
His Splash, Moonsaults, and Somersault will break your ribs.
His bites, scratches, punches, headbutts will cost you stitches.

Lumax Cup 95 HL [MMA JUDO]

vendredi 28 mars 2014

Dean Ambrose disfigured by an electric saw

Dean Ambrose then known as Jon Moxley vs. Brain Damage

Yes this is WWE Dean Ambrose getting slashed by a maniac with an electric saw in a wrestling ring!

And yes, as you will see in the videos below, the saw was started!

CZW Tournament of Death 8 2009: Jon Moxley vs Brain Damage


Holy fuck! The saw was started!!!!


The entire CZW Deathmatch AKA the disfiguration of Dean Ambrose...

Dean Ambrose is certainly more confortable (and better paid) here in WWE than he was in CZW.

Other tasteful CZW stuff...

Brain Damage during his match with Drake Younger at CZW's 9 F'N Years

BJW Big Japan Pro-Wrestling


BJW Blood & Death History Highlight Video


CZW Sick Nick Mondo vs John Zandig dead drop


 Dean Ambrose disfigured by an electric saw


CZW owner John Zandig was hung by skin from meat hooks


 Dean Ambrose / Jon Moxley CZW extreme bloody wrestling

WWE Friday Night Smackdown, March 28, 2014 results

WWE Friday Night Smackdown
Friday, March 28, 2014

Damien Sandow vs. Sin Caras 
This is the perfect example of a match that we don't give a fuck!
Sin Caras defeats jobber Sandow in... 1 minutes! 

Big Show backstage interview

Recap of the feud between The Shield and Corporate Kane.

The Shield (Ambrose & Rollins) vs. 3MB
The Shield for the win in a short time.

The Shield vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel
The Shield wins. Superman punch and Triple Powerbomb to Ryback after the match.

The Shield - Believe in the Hounds of Justice - wwe Wallpaper

Batista in ring speech, making unappropriate remarks about Stephanie. COO Triple H came out. More blah blah blah...

Fandango vs, Goldust
Fandango wins.

Batista vs. Sheamus
Batista wins.

Bella Twins vs. Divas Champion AJ Lee & Tamina
The Bellas wins, AJ took the pinfall... one more time.

The goofy Emma and Santino at the restaurant for a romantic dinner. Boring time filling crap!

 Photo: Credit: Ahmed Cdn

Jack Swagger vs. a Uso
Jack Swagger only needs a few minutes to defeat an Usos by submission with an ankle lock.

RAW recap

The Miz vs. Mark Henry
Surprise! Mark Henry defeats The Miz!

Big Show vs. Bray Wyatt
Bray Wyatt defeats The Big Slow.

Watch WWE Friday Night Smackdown results

WWE Friday Night Smackdown
Friday, March 28, 2014 (full footage video)

jeudi 27 mars 2014

Jun Kasai Lands Face First on a Gusset Plate Board

Jun Kasai Lands Face First on a Gusset Plate Board - 1:21

Jun Kasai lands face first on a Gusset Plate Board.
So much fuckin' BLOOD!! GORE!! GRAPHIC!!
This Jun Kasai guy is fuckin' crazy!

Do not watch TNA bOREDOM Wrestling

If you need an excellent sleeping pill
Watch TNA no iMPACT bOREDOM Wrestling tonight at 9 PM

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What I wanna do to Dixie Carter

John Cena attending a TNA Wrestling show

The Future of TNA Wrestling


mercredi 26 mars 2014

WWE Main Event results

Wednesday, March. 26, 2014: Main Event (8pm ET / 1am UK) 
Watch it:

Number 1 contender match for the Intercontinental Championship title of Big E: Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler
A miracle! Dolph Ziggler wins!

10 Divas Tag Team match: Natalya, Naomi, Cameron, Eve Marie & Emma vs. Aksana, Alicia Fox, Tamina, Layla & Summer Rae
Tamina defeats Naomi with a superkick. I hope that AJ Lee with escape this fucking 11-on-1 WrestleMania bout with her title.

John Cena sees ghost! What a bunch of crap!

Intercontinental Champion Big E vs. Dolph Ziggler
Big E defeats Dolph Ziggler with the Big Ending to regain his title. 

lundi 24 mars 2014

Batista ripped his jeans

This week on Raw...
Batista ripped his skin tight jeans. LOL :-)

Batista tore his skinny jeans to... a Stephanie's slap!

Didn't Batista once ask "Where did all the real men go?"

Did you know that Brock Lesnar once make Triple H piss in his pants?

seeing ghost in mirror

This week on Raw, John Cena seen a Wyatt Family sheep mask in the mirror...

Photo: loved this scene lol
-Nick Pollock

Seeing ghost in the mirror is a recurring pattern in pro wrestling.

Same old bullshit!


WWE Monday Night Raw results

WWE Monday Night Raw
Monday, March 24, 2014: (8pm ET / 12am UK)

Return on the tremendous beating that Triple H gave to Daniel Bryan last week.

Stephanie McMahon condescending in-ring speech... Interrupt by WWE champ Randy Orton... Interrupt by Batista... Deal with it!.. Stephanie slaps Batista after he become a little bit too much personnal... Then Batista spears the jerk Randy Orton. By the way, Batista ripped off his pants while spearing Randy Orton. Lol :-)


Fatal 4 Way match to determine the number one contender for Big E Intercontinental title: Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian vs. Dolph Ziggler
A very very good match, Christian wins and he is the number 1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship.

Another motherfuckin' Bray Wyatt wacko monologue about John Cena.  zzzz

Available tomorrow on Blue-Ray DVD, Scooby-Doo!WrestleMania Mystery.  John Cena, Triple H, Kane, The Miz, AJ Lee, Santino, Sin Cara, Brodus Clay, and Mr. McMahon are in the animated movie.

Sin Cara (accompagnied by Scooby-Doo!) vs. Damien Sandow
I'm pretty sure Scooby-Doo! will win. You just can't lose with Scooby-Doo! at your side. Indeed, Sin Cara wins! A very fast win!

Los Matadores vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel
Los Matadores wins the match when Curtis Axel is distracted by the presence of The Shield outside.  The Shield wants retribution for the last week ambush they got caught in.  After the match The Shield kicks the ass of Axel and Ryback. Ryback is on the receiving end of a spear and a triple powerbomb.

COO Triple H live interview with Michael Cole about the last week beating on a defenseless, handcuffed Daniel Bryan.  Triple H says that it is the debut of the reality era where he gonna leave WrestleMania 30 as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. I thought he was about to kick the shit out of Michael Cole but he didn't.

Fandango vs. Goldust
Cody Rhodes wins. Who care!

The host of WrestleMania Hulk Hogan (main eventing 9 WrestleMania), Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Mangianello from the movie Sabotage.  Arnold and Joe wants to be in the Andre The Giant WrestleMania Battle Royal (kayfabe). The Miz interrupts them.
Unbelievable The Miz headlined WrestleMania 27 defeating John Cena.  And now The Miz is kicked out of the ring by two fake tough guys and an hundred years old Hulk Hogan. Deal with it! Arnold throws one of the clumsiest punches I've ever see.

The Big Show vs. Titus O'Neil
I don't think Titus O'Neil will survive for too long! Oups! I was wrong, Titus makes some good offense. However Big Show KO's him.

The Shield confronting The Authority about the beating they suffered at the hands of Corporate Kane and his acolytes last week on Smackdown.

Cena seeing sheep mask in the mirror while preparing for his match vs. Luke Harper.

John Cena vs. Luke Harper
John Cena wins by disqualification (I presume) when, after the lights goes out, Cena's arms are caught between the two bottom ring ropes while wearing a sheep mask with the wacko Wyatts around him. The crowd seems to appreciate the storyline "This is awesome!" chants.
Luke harper may looks like shit but he is pretty good and agile for such a big man.

Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Naomi
AJ Lee have no time to lose fighting Naomi. AJ leaves the ring with her title to be counted out. But...Vickie "The Cunt" Guerrero came out with the mike saying that AJ Lee will be apart of the Vickie Guerrero Invitational match against more than ten other divas including her bodyguard Tamina. Oups! That smells bad for AJ. Since she is the only diva worthy of wearing the title I wish she will find a way to escape with her title at WrestleMania!?!

Razor Ramon is in the WWE Hall Of Fame 2014

The Shield vs. The Real Americans
The Shield wins and triple power bombs Cesaro through the commentator table.
Corporate Kane came out with the New Age Outlaws, all dressed as corporate kiss ass. It will be The Shield vs. The Suits at WrestleMania 30.

Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker confrontation
Brock Lesnar with Paul Heyman in-ring blah blah blah
Some druids, gregorian chants, and an empty casket... After 10 minutes of it, the Undertaker finally arise from the casket, climb to the ring, and kicks the scared Lesnar out of the ring.  
Stupid crap since in a real fight, former UFC champion Brock Lesnar would destroy amateur shootfighter The Oldertaker in a matter of seconds.

WWE Monday Night Raw live stream

WWE Monday Night Raw
Monday, March 24, 2014: (8pm ET / 12am UK)

vendredi 21 mars 2014

WWE Smackdown Friday, March 21, 2014 results

WWE Friday Night Smackdown
Friday, March 21, 2014 (full footage video)
Against who Dolph Ziggler will job tonight? Oups! I don't think he will job to Damien Sandow. Ziggler can't have sinked that low!
Dolph Ziggler vs. Damien Sandow
Dolph Ziggler defeats Sandow after being manhandled during the entire match.

Corporate Kane in-ring speech. Showing us the hellish barbaric beating that Triple H gave to Daniel Bryan on Raw. I'm amaze by the lack of crowd reaction to the destruction of their favorite hero??
Kane blah blah blah Daniel Bryan speech. Reading a Triple H letter, a very corporate letter.

Fandango vs. Los Matadores Fernando
With the ever beautiful Summer Rae, Fernando wins by pinfall when Fandango was distracted by the silly El Torito running after the ever beautiful Summer Rae around the ring.

Lita (Amy Dumas) into the WWE Hall Of Fame 2014

Bray Wyatt fucked up monologue about John Cena. zzz

4-team tornado match: The Shield vs. Ryback & Axel vs. 3MB vs. Real Americans
3MB in speedo? WTF! The match is a no-contest (I presume) when Kane and the New Age Outlaws attacks and destroys The Shield in retribution for what happened on Monday Night Raw.

The Miz interview the Big Show about their participation in the WrestleMania Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Then, The Miz introduces all the mid-carders who will be in the Battle Royal. Another shameless plug of their second rated battle royal. Big Show wins the unofficial 10-man rumble.

Big E vs. Alberto Del Rio
Alberto Del Rio wins.

Emma and Santino "earlier today" segment. 

Jake "Crackhead" Roberts & Mr. T into the WWE Hall Of Fame. By the way, Mr. T was the most hated man backstage.

The Bella Twins vs. Natalya & Summer Rae
The Bellas wins! Who care?

They show us the Undertaker grabbing Paul Heyman by the throat while sending a message to Brock Lesnar.

Corporate Kane paying his allies with favors for The Shield beating.

Goldust vs. Fandango match from Monday Night Raw.

John Cena vs. Luke Harper (Wyatt Family)
John Cena pins Luke Harper in a very good match.

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