Watch it on: http://www.whsports.net/ Pre-show: Damian Sandow won!?! Damian Sandow defeated Kofi Kingston. Don't try to make me believe that this clown can cash his Money In The Bank and become the World Champion. No way!!
Tag Team Championship: Tag Team Champions Goldust & Cody Rhodes vs. the fuckin' Usos that I can't stand vs. and my faaaavorite The Shield. Cody Rhodes & Goldust retains their titles. A damn good match with a couple of "holy shit" / "this is awesome" moments.
The Miz challenges Bray Wyatts. Instead he got Bray Wyatts speaking intelligible crap on the giant screen. And his two giant hillbilly disciples to do the job. Til the Big Red Machine Kane returned and cleared the ring of these two monsters. Then Kane chokeslams The Miz.
Mixed Tag Team Match: Fandango & Summer Rae vs. Khali & Natalya: Summer Rae pinned Natalya for the win???
U.S. champion Dean Ambrose vs. Big E. Langston Dean Ambrose got himself intentionally counted out to keep his title. Langston is very agile for such a big man.
Hell in a Cell Handicap Match: CM Punk vs. Ryback & Paul Heyman Seeing the fat rat Paul Heyman gettin' his ass kicked is always a pleasure. Walrus Heyman tried to save his fat ass by staying dozens of feet above the ring on top of the cell.
CM Punk defeated Ryback in the Cell and kendo sticked the shit out of Paul Heyman on top of the cage. It was excellent!
Los Matadores vs. Real Americans Los Matadores won. And good ol' Zeb was gored by a midget bull.
Excellent event to date. Never a dull moment.
World Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena Returning from a tricep injurie and surgerie, John Cena defeat ADR to become World Heavyweight Champion. Excellent match, John Cena was in excellent shape as usual. He is truly the franchise player of the WWE. No crappy Damian Sandow to mess the show.
Diva Champion AJ Lee vs Brea Bella AJ Lee submitted Brea Bella (bride of Daniel Bryan??? BARK!) with her Black Widow patented submission hold.
Hell in a Cell match for the vacant WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan with Shawn Michaels as the special guest referee Randy Orton won the WWE championship by defeating Daniel Bryan thankx to an ill-conceived mess-up between Triple H and Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels was doing a fair job as a referee til his best friend and COO Triple H came to ringside critizing his work and distracting him... The rest is just an ill-conceived, miscoordinated mess!!!
I was rooting for Orton but the scenario was so messed-up that I've got no reaction to his victory.
The event was very very good and very entertaining. The match between Orton and Bryan was excellent til Triple H messed thing up. The ending "drama" was a complete , hard to believe, failure.
http://www.whsports.ch/ Pre-show dark match, Dolph Ziggler defeated everybody's jobber Damian Sandow. Who is the best power couple in WWE history? Triple H & Stephanie McMahon Edge & Lita Randy "Macho Man" Savage & the mute Miss Elizabeth King Booker & the fuckin' annoying Queen Sharmell The "people" voted for Edge & Lita??? Proof that stupidity doesn't kill you! Triple H & Stephanie McMahon are by very very far THE power couple, not only in WWE, but in the entire wrestling history.
Hardcore Rules Match: World Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam Turn-coat Ricardo Rodriguez looks, as usual, fuckin' stupid in his baggy shirt. Alberto Del Rio submitted RVD with his cross armbreaker.
Real Americans vs. jobber combo Great Khali & Santino Jobberella From hero to zero, from world champion to pure jobber, Great Khali and the forever loser Santino Marella. Antonio Cesaro pinned giant jobber Great Khali with the Cesaro Swing?? The Cesaro Swing is maybe spectacular but how can you pin someone with this?
Intercontinental champion Curtis Axel w/ Walrus vs. "What's Up" R-Truth Curtis Axel pinned R-Truth. Nobody's surprise!
Divas champion AJ Lee w/ Tamina Snuka vs. Brea Bella AJ Lee won with a quick pin.
The Bella Twins Babewatch version
WWE tag team champion The Shield vs. Cody Rhodes & Goldust What the fuck??? Cody Rhodes and Goldust won???? 67 years old Dusty Rhodes even kicked the ass of Dean Ambrose outside the ring!!! What a fuckin' load of crap!!! The Shield are losing to everybody now???
Bray Wyatt vs. the sophorific Kofi Kingston Bray Wyatt pinned Kofi Kingston. Follow the buzzard!
CM Punk vs. Ryback w/ Walrus CM Punk won with a low blow while the referee was distracted by Walrus and his skullet.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan for the vacant WWE championship The Big Show came spoiled the cards. He not only knocked the shit out of Daniel Bryan but he also knocked out the designated sold-out referee Scott Armstrong and Randy Orton. The title is still vacant. At least Daniel Bryan is not the champ.
Why did Triple H and Stephanie left the show earlier? What was more important that the monthly pay-per-view event? Why did they risk the future of the WWE by putting a junior like Brad Maddox in charge? You won't see things like this in the real world!
Big Show Battleground 2013 Big Show stole the show by knocking the fuck out of everybody.