WWE RAW June 17

Christian returns tonight on Raw defeating Wade Barrett.

Team Rhodes Scholars (Damian Sandow & Cody Rhodes) bested Sheamus the albinos in a 2-on-1 Handicap match.

Randy Orton defeated smelly ugly troll Daniel “The Weak Link” Bryan in a No-Disqualification match by referee stoppage.  What a fuckin’ joke!  At least Orton won.

Sexy ass AJ Lee segment…

US Champion Dean Ambrose lost by DQ to Kane.  And The Shield destroyed Kane.  Oh yes!  I love it!!  They are even congradulated for being “ruthless” by the god of wrestling himself, Vince McMahon.  Fuck you Vickie Guerrero!  Fuck you Triple H!!  You can’t do nothing against The Shield!!!

Antonio Cesaro is now allied with Zeb Colter and the Tea Party.  Good idea.

Mark Henry retirement?  I was doubtful but after his long speech I’ve almost believe it was legit till Mark Henry hits the World’s Strongest Slam on John Cena.  By the way, Mark Henry should give crying lessons to Kaitlyn.

Always funny to see 3MB getting squashed.  This time by Chris Jericho.

Curtis Axel (accompagnied by walrus Paul Heyman) easily defeated Curtis Axel ‘s favorite jobber Sin Caras with a DDT.

I’m pretty sure of a CM Punk face turn and an Alberto Del Rio heel turn.

CM Junk without Walrus but still wearing his ugly grey hoodie.  Tweener CM Junk actually make his babyface turn and ADR is heel turn.  The crowd is so easy to manipulate.  CM Junk is so over and Del Rio is much more entertaining as a heel.

As I thought, ADR escapes with his World title losing by count out.  Blondie Dolph Ziggler attacked ADR who was leaving his match.

And yes, this is so great!  Brock Lesnar, yes “The Beast” Brock Lesnar came to the ring and does a F-5 on the ill-looking piece of crap that CM Junk is!!  Yeah, this is too great!

Brock Lesnar RAW June 17 2013 return

 

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