mardi 30 avril 2013

Japanese Undertaker, little girl version


Cute and funny, little girl Undertaker.  What about a tombstone?

The Invisible Man Wrestling

The Invisible Man / The Invisible Wrestler is the ideal wrestler for any wrestling promoter. 
He can wrestle 365 days a year, never got injured, never complain, and you don't even need to pay him. 

Breaking news: Vince McMahon is in negociation with Japan to buy out The Invisible Man.

Mr. T

Mr.T was a real manly heroe showing the real values to our kids.
That's what missing today.

Mr. T wasn't a fuckin' wimp like all those child heroes.

Mr. T was Clubber Lang and a pro wrestler.

Mr. T was the original King Of Bling.

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lundi 29 avril 2013

Brad Pitt Snatch

Oh yes!  Brad Pitt seems to be a Strength Fighter???  In fact, Brad Pitt's Fight Club universal ideal man body is by far my number 2 most popular post.  Synthol arms being the first. 

Brad Pitt Fight Club's body is universally recognized as the ideal man body.  A body that men envy and that chicks desire.  World-wide fame and good look helps.

With block buster movies like Fight Club and Snatch.  Well, we must say that boy toy Brad Pitt is also a fighter, on-screen.  Miles away from Chuck Norris, but a credible bare knuckles fighter on the movie set.  For all that it worth.

Mickey vs Gorgeous George - Snatch First Fight Scene . Brad Pitt one-punch destruction

Brad Pitt Boxing Match

Snatch The Last Fight

Nonetheless, his fights in Snatch (2000) were very entertaining.  Brad Pitt incarnated to perfection the unintelligible, drunk, gypsy trailer park trash, bare knuckle brawler Mickey O'Neil .

Interesting tattoos too.

Brad Pitt Snatch / Mickey O'Neil tattoos inspired a lot of people

Brad Pitt was 36 years old at the time.

samedi 27 avril 2013

The Insanity Of Pro Wrestling

Bully Ray backing off from Hulk Hogan

As I watch regularly the TNA-Wrestling Impact show.  I'm spectator to all the irrealism stupidity of pro wrestling in general.  Can you please be realistic for a moment!  When I see TNA World Heavyweight Champion and Aces & Eights president Bully Ray backing off to the crippled 59 years old Hulk Hogan???  I think what is this shit???  I mean, Hulk Hogan was on crutches a couple of weeks ago!?!  He is cripples by multiple back surgeries, hip replacements, knees surgeries...  The guy is so injured that his multiple back, hip, and knees surgeries shrunk him from 6'7" to 6'4".  He wrestles sporadically for years and his last "match" was over a year ago.

Waiting for 59 years old crippled Hulk Hogan to make his Hulkster comeback and streamrolling the entire Aces & Eights.
A couple of examples of what I've witnessed.  Bully Ray and the seven other members of Aces & Eights backing off from the oldster Hulk on crutches.  Instead of kicking the crap out of him.

This week, the washed up tired and crippled Hulkster gaining the upper hand in a face to face against a stronger and younger 6'3", 285-pound Bully Ray.  The Hogan's "tremendous" assault forced Bully Ray to quit the ring.  While the entire Aces & Eights stormed the ringside to help their leader in distress...

Real life comparaisons

Time for a reality check.  Let's compare this situation with an hypothetical real life event in the legit fighting sport world (Boxing and MMA). 

??????  Legit over 50 fighters are hard to fight in legit fight sports.  Yes, the 54 years old UFC Hall Of Famer Dan Severn.  Just like Hogan, Dan Severn was still competing in 2012.  But Severn is healthier than our good ol' crippled Hulk Hogan. 

Now can you imagine the currently ranked the #6 heavyweight in the world 32 years old Alistair Overeem backing off from the 54 years old Dan Severn???  Not even in your wildest dream! 

That's the same non sense with Bully Ray backing off from Hogan.

Rumors says that Hulk Hogan is interested in conquering the TNA World title.  Since it's the only World Heavyweight title he didn't held during his illustrous career.  In my view, it's too surreal to be true, even by wrestling's world standards.  But anything is possible since Hulk Hogan is part-owner of TNA Wrestling.  So why not hand-picking himself as the new World Champion.  Flushing the credibility of their World Championship title down the toilet is nothing wrong for the egomaniac Hulk Hogan.

Mr. McMahon destroying Ric Flair in a Street Fight

Till 12 minutes, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time Ric Flair was in deep deep trouble fighting against 56 years old promoter Mr. McMahon.  Do you think it's realist?

Vince McMahon manhandling Ric Flair in a Street Fight on January 2002 Royal Rumble.  McMahon was 56 years old muscleman and full-time promoter at the time and Ric Flair was 52 years old over-the-hill all time great full-time wrestler.  ?????  With whom can I match the 6 feet 2 inches tall, 81 years old Don King???  The ideal Million Dollar Match-Up would be Mike Tyson.  But he is too young for Don King.  Finding an old-timer nearly as old as Don King is hard!  Let's say the match happened 30 years ago.  When boxing promoter Don King was 51 years old.  Would you think a 51 years old Don King would get the upper hand in a Street Fight against a 52 years old Larry Holmes???   Not in a thousand years!

I will certainly add a lot more wrestling's insanity examples in a near future.  So stay tuned.

vendredi 26 avril 2013

The More You Eat The Fatter You Get

The One Million Dollar Secret Revealed!!!

The more you eat the bigger (fatter) you get.
So if you wanna lose some weight don't eat that much! Forget cardio exercise JUST SLACK ON EATING!!!!
That's THE solution!!
It's just a simple addition and substraction principle that nobody seem to understand.

Big Show physique changes

  Big Show's real height is 7ft 0in (213 cm).

Paul Wight used to play at Wichita State, now he's WWE's Big Show.

The Giant in WCW/nWo (left) The Big Show in WWE (right)

Born February 8, 1972, Paul Wight started his pro wrestling career in WCW in 1995.  His name was "The Giant" and he was billed as Andre the Giant's son.  At 23 years old, he became WCW World Heavyweight Champion at HIS FIRST EVER MATCH defeating Hulk Hogan by disqualification at 1995 Halloween Havoc.

Big Show at his top shape with Shane McMahon

Was billed as 7'4", 435 lbs at the beginning of his career, then ended his WCW career in 1999 billed as 7'4", 510 pounds.
Goes to the WWF/WWE at 1999 to 2007, initially wrestles under his real name Paul Wight then rebaptized as The Big Show.  In his initial WWE run, he was billed as 7'2", 500 pounds.
Fattened to 549 pounds, retired from wrestling to train as a boxer.  Dropped 108 pounds of fat, then returned to WWE to fight and losing to the 159-pound boxing marvel Floyd Mayweather at Wrestlemania XXIV in a surreal Boxer vs Wrestler match.  He was billed at his legitimate weight of 441 pounds.

Was often billed as 485 pounds during his WWE tenure.
Currently The Big Show is announced as being over 7 feet tall and weighing 441 pounds.

The Big Show at his fattest worst shape ever

Andre Big Show Bruno Comparison
22 EEEEE shoe size; 22 1/2 ring size and a 64-inch chest.

Big Show 15 inch fist

Big Show now, in August 2013 before his return?!?
I can't believe it!

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jeudi 25 avril 2013

Real American - Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan Real American HQ

Hulk Hogan Theme- Real American + Lyrics

Real American by Hulk Hogan (lyrics)
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide,
Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

I feel strong about right and wrong,
And I don't take trouble for very long,
I got something deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

Best Hulk Hogan Tribute Real American

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One of the most electrifying wrestling moments ever

mercredi 24 avril 2013

Hulk Hogan Muhammad Hassan Wrestlemania 21

Hulk Hogan running wild on Muhammad Hassan & Daivari at Wrestlemania 21
For an unforgettable Wrestlemania moment

Wrestlemania 21 Hulk Hogan return running wild on Muhammad Hassan & Daivari

mardi 23 avril 2013

The Captains Of Crush. Who are they?

I paid tribute here to another very interesting article.  A web article about the Captains Of Crush and who they are.

The official title of the article is: The Captains Of Crush.  Are They Human Hydraulic Crushing Machines? published on cyberpump on July 5, 2003.  Ouups!  A little bit outdated, I know.

Resuming the article, a Captain Of Crush is someone who is officially certified close the Number 3 Captain Of Crush handgripper.  Which require 280 pounds of hand pressure to completely close.  What is annoying with the rough and tough COC grippers is that you always struggle to completely close them.  The last millimeters to fully close it are the hardest.

No excuses

There is no excuses with the COC grippers.  You can't say my hands are too small to close it.  The Captains Of Crush are of all body size.  Their bodyweight vary from 137lbs to well over 300lbs. Their heights vary from under 5'8 to over 6'5".

You can't even say you're too young since the youngest Captain Of Crush is the late World's Strongest Man Jesse Marunde.  He was 18 years old at the time of the feat.

And most of all, if you can fully close the trainer and/or No. 1 COC grippers but can't close the No. 2 or No. 3.  Don't blame your small hands or too big hands (ala Mark Felix) to close the more advanced hand grippers.  If your hand size is adequate to fully close the trainer and Number 1 COC it is adequate to close the unhuman Number 4 COC grippers.  The only thing lacking here is STRENGTH.  All COC grippers are standard except for their level.

Adriane Blewitt: ONLY woman to ever close the Captains of Crush No. 2 Gripper (195 lbs of pressure to close)

Rick Rude grip strength

If you're a longtime wrestling fan like me you probably know Rick Rude, the late pro wrestler.  But what you probably don't know is that Rick Rude was a fearsome street fighter and an accomplished arm wrestler.  Yes Rick Rude, despite his lean bodybuilder physique and his go-go boy antics, was reputed for his punching power and grip strength.

An unofficial match between Ravishing Rick Rude and Hulk Hogan from 1988.
They competed lying down.  Guess who won the match!
 He finishing sixth in the world championships in Las Vegas in the AWI pro light heavyweight division in 1983.  He was 24 years old at the time since he was born on December 7, 1958.  Was a bouncer in a bar reputed for violence and knife fight in Minneapolis, Minnesota.  And was 2-0 as an amateur boxer.  Rick Rude was the real deal!

Look at the video below.  You can clearly see Ravishing Rick Rude climbing to the top of a gymnasium rope without using his legs.  And at 230 pounds, that's a very, very impressive feat of grip strength.

The video is about WWF manager Bobby The Brain Heenan helping his protege Ravishing Rick Rude train for his match against The Ultimate Warrior, from Summerslam Fever in 1990. You can see the rope climbing at 1:05.

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lundi 22 avril 2013

Ravishing Rick Rude – Could He Have Been a Number 4 Closer?

A really interesting article.  I just wanted to make sure to keep the link.  The following link offers a deep analysis of the late pro wrestler Rick Rude's fearsome grip strength.  You may not know it, but Ravishing Rick Rude was a fearsome legit street fighter and a former arm wrestling champion.

Could Rick Rude really have been a No 4 Captain Of Crush conqueror?  Let's see the only 5 men on earth who ever closed the monster.

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dimanche 21 avril 2013

Guido Douchebag

Guido Douchebag

What the fuck about douchebag and guido on a strength sport / combat sports website?  My answer:  Guido Douchebag perfectly fit on the Strength Fighter blog since Douchebagism is a subculture that revolves around the gym.  Real douchebags and guidos take their training really seriously.  Since they are all about the look.  Gym training is a huge part of any serious douchebag's life.  Just as clubbing and chasing chicks.

There is nothing wrong with weight training, being tan, smelling good, being clean and groomed, and screwing as many chicks as you can.

So being a douchebag is kind of cool!  In fact, douchebags have more fun since they got all the hot chicks!!

It's true!  It's true!!  It's damn true!!!
Douchebag have more fun.

The Jersey Shore Boyz > Guido Douchebag icons

Too ugly to be a douchebag.
The guy just not get it!

TNA wrestler Robbie E. sports the ultimate guido/douchebag hairstyle.
Even better than Pauly D.

Vanilla Ice styla la la lyle is not too bad for a haircut!

Billionaire Hair are a lot worse.
Just take a look at Gene Simmons and Donald Trump.

Douchebagism evaluation chart


How to Be a Douchebag

This guy know how to handle things.
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