lundi 30 novembre 2015

Wladirmir Klitschko vs. Tyson Fury


WBA (Super), IBF, WBO, IBO and The Ring Heavyweight titles on the line 
(2015-11-28) 
GermanyEsprit Arena, Düsseldorf, Nordrhein-Westfalen



Capture d’écran 2015-11-29 à 22.58.18



Wladimir Klitschko, Kiev, Ukraine, 6'6", 245 3/4 lbs, 19 years pro, age 39   
reach 81"
Boxing record (before the match): 64-3 (53KO)









Tyson Fury, Cheshire, United Kingdom, 6'9", 247 lbs, 7 years pro, age 27   
reach 85"    
Boxing record (before the match): 24-0 (19)










Purses:

Wladimir Klitschko  $23 Millions

Tyson Fury   $550K










source: http://www.totalsportek.com/boxing/klitschko-vs-fury-full-fight-replay-video/

vendredi 27 novembre 2015

Bruce Lee clones in fighting video games




Since basically every fighting game ever includes a tribute to Bruce Lee, I made this wallpaper to show them all. There are certain elements that come from Bruce Lee that they tend to have:

Key:
*Jeet Kune Do: 1
*Turkey Calls: 2
*Flying Kick: 3
*Dragons: 4
*Nunckucks: 5
*Nationality: 6
*Shirtless Costumes: 7
*Game of Death Costume: 8
*Haircut: 9
*Actor: 10

Liu Kang: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Johnny Cage: 1 5 7 10
Jann Lee: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Marshall Law: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Forest Law: 1 2 3 4 6 7
Fei Long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8* 9 10
Maxi: 2 3 4 5 7
Kim Dragon: 2, 3, 4, 7, 9, 10
Long: 1 2 6 8 9

*Manga only

Other Tributes:
*Marshall's chest scars






http://the4thsnake.deviantart.com/art/Video-Game-Archetypes-Bruce-Lee-Homages-261488268
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Ninja Fighters in fighting video games




Every fighting game has to have at least one ninja. It just does.

Arcana Heart: Konoha
Art of Fighting: Eiji Kisaragi
Battle Arena Toshinden: Eiji Shindo
Blazblue: Bang Shishigami
Bloody Roar: Bakuryu I, Bakuryu II
Bushido Blade: Red Shadow
Dead or Alive: Ayane, Genra, Hayate, Kasumi, Kasumi Alpha, Momiji, Pase-4, Raidou, Ryu Hayabusa
Fatal Fury: Hokutomaru, Mai Shiranui
Killer Instinct: Jago
King of Fighters: Lin
Last Blade: Zantetsu
Mortal Kombat: Chameleon, Cyrax, Ermac, Frost, Jade, Khameleon, Kitana, Mileena, Noob Saibot, Rain, Reptile, Scorpion, Sektor, Skarlet, Smoke, Sub-Zero
Power Instinct: Hizumi Yukinoue, Saizo Hattori, Takumi Hattori
Power Stone: Ayame
Samurai Shodown: Galford D. Weller, Hanzo Hattori, Kazuki Kazama, Sogetsu Kazama
Savage Reign: Gozu, Jyazu, Mezu
SoulCalibur: Natsu, Taki, Yoshimitsu I, Yoshimitsu II
Street Fighter: Geki, Guy, Ibuki
Strider/MvC: Strider Hiryu
Tekken: Kunimitsu, Raven, Yoshimitsu
Warzard: Kenji
World Heroes: Hanzo Hattori, Kotaro Fūma




http://the4thsnake.deviantart.com/art/Video-Games-Archetypes-Fighting-Ninjas-314305124
http://the4thsnake.deviantart.com/gallery/33076545/Video-Game-Archetypes

Robot Fighters in fighting video games





Characters:
*Labrys from Persona 4 Arena
*Combot from Tekken
*Justice from Guilty Gear
*Jack-6 from Tekken
*Fulgore from Killer Instinct
*P. Jack from Tekken
*Sentinel from Marvel Vs Capcom
*Alisa Bosconovitch from Tekken
*Ashlotte from SoulCalibur IV





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mercredi 25 novembre 2015

SLAUGHTERSPORT UST 3 - Asian Connection


Because traditional Martial Arts were created in Asia...





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mardi 24 novembre 2015

KUMAR MATTU




KUMAR MATTU



NICKNAME: The Pride of India
BIRTHPLACE:Mysore, Karnataka, India
HOMETOWN:Mysore, Karnataka, India
HEIGHT: 6' (183 cm)
WEIGHT: 305 lbs (138 kg)
CHEST: 56"
WAIST: 48"
ARMS: 18"
THIGHS: 36"
YEARS OF FULL-TIME TRAINING: 27
YEARS OF INTERNATIONAL COMPETITION: 12 (age 18 to 30) 
YEARS PRO: 1
AGE: 31

STYLE: Pehlwani (Nada Kushti), Freestyle Wrestling, Greco-Roman Wrestling
He also cross trains in Judo and Jujitsu.

Pehlwani (kushti)
  • Champion of India (Rustam-i-Hind) since he is 15 years old.
  • Undefeated for more than 15 years.

Freestyle Wrestling (-125 kg)
  • Olympic Games: 1 Gold (age 26); 2 Silver (age 22, 30); 6th place (age 18)
  • World Championships: 5 Gold (age 20, 23, 24, 25, 27)
  • Commonwealth Games: 3 Gold (age 20, 24, 28)
  • Commonwealth Championships: 4 Gold (age 21, 23, 25, 27)
  • Asian Games: 2 Gold (age 24, 28); 1 Silver (age 20)
  • Asian Championships: 5 Gold (age 19, 20, 21, 23, 24)
Greco-Roman Wrestling (-130 kg)
  • Olympic Games: AC (age 22)
  • Asian Games: 1 Silver (age 20)
  • Commonwealth Championships: 1 Silver (age 23)
6 World Level Championships

Veritable exploits considering the lack of funding, support and proper training in India. 
Retired at the age of 30 after his last Olympic games.


AWARDS:


BLOOD TYPE: A
CATEGORY: Natural & Raw
NATIONALITY: Indian
RELIGION: Hinduism



  • Came from a long lineage of Indian wrestlers. His family's Akharas / Garadi mane (training school) is etablished since 1925. 
  • His father was the Champion of India for several years and he became the most successful wrestling patron / guru (trainer / manager) in the entire India.
  • His father initiated him at wrestling as soon as he was able to walk.
  • As a child, Pahelwani was, and still is, his one and only pursuit.
  • Lives in his father's akhara and trains full-time since the tender age of 4. Education and wealth means nothing to him and his family.
  • Totally devoted to a life in the akhara since he commited his life to training and exercise. Being supported by his entire village, he never had to work.
  • Immovable object and irresistible force.

STRENGTHS:
  • 6 ft tall and very stong, relatively short and squat with a low center of gravity and a good sense of balance.  Tremendous amount of core strength, explosive leg power, and body control.
  • Unlike at the Olympic games, he didn't have to cut weight and can put some oil on his body as in traditional Indian wrestling. His father / trainer and many observers think he is a lot more effective this way.
  • Able to take people down at will.
  • Can triumphs over any kind of opponents with a highly bloodless, technical style of ground fighting that force them to submit without ultimately injuring them.
WEAKNESSES:
  • Grappler only. Can't punch nor kick. How will he counters ferocious strikers like Simson?
  • Has no ground experience.
  • High sense of honor. Won't resort to the usual dirty fighting (eyes gouging, etc) prevalent in the UST.
  • Sportmanship. He will never hurt his opponent more than necessary. Nice philosophy but injuring your enemies is a good way to steal fighting points from the other Combatants. 2 points for a win, 1 point for a loss. If your scheduled opponent can't compete, you get no point

FAVORITE FINISHER: Bear hug and leg trip

SIGNATURE MOVES:

  • German suplex
  • Sultan slam (Rolling fireman's carry slam)
  • Double leg slam
  • Spinning spinebuster
  • Multiple suplex variations. Belly to back, Belly to belly, Gutwrench.
  • Karelin lift
  • Spinebuster
  • Double leg takedown
  • Double leg back body drop
  • Side headlock
  • Arm drag
  • Flying mare 
  • Reversal
  • Collar-and-elbow




A TYPICAL TRAINING DAY: He works out for almost 10 to 12 hours daily. Training thrice a day. Meditates everyday.


  • 2 hours of swimming, stretching and running. Run for 5 miles plus.
  • 3 hours of callisthenics. 4,000-5,000 one and two-legged squats (bethak), including 700 jumping squats, and 2,000-3,000 push-ups (danda) both usually done in sets of 100 reps. 
  • 1/2 hour of squeezing very thick clay with his hands mid forearm into clay buckets to toughen his hands and work his grip strength.
  • 2 hours of wrestling and grappling moves practise.
  • 4 hours of wrestling around 40 and up to 80 opponents in a row in earth pits continuously for 4 hoursGenerally wrestling two opponents at a time. Back then a bout lasted until one of the opponents was defeated, and matches could go on for hours. Wrestling practice are arranged in a “progressive resistance” manner: he first wrestles boys as a warm-up, then newbies, then works his way up the ranks of the wrestlers until finally going against his peers.
  • 7 hours night of sleep
  • 5 hours of rest at least
  • 3 meals
  • 2 special oil massages

Callisthenics and exercises that employ the wrestler's own bodyweight (kundakavartana) include the sun salutation (Surya Namaskara), supported headstand (shirshasana)Hindu squat (bethak) and the Hindu press-up (danda) seems to be the basis of his training.
His exercise regimen also include weight training devices such as the nal (a hollow stone cylinder with a handle inside), the gar nal (neck weight/ a circular stone ring worn around the neck to add resistance), the gada /mace (a heavy round stone attached to the end of a meter-long bamboo stick), and Indian clubs
His exercise regimen may also include dhakuli which involve twisting rotations, rope climbing, log pulling and running. 
Wrestling an opponent is a strength and conditioning workout in itself, as anyone with a shred of grappling experience will attest.
Bodyweight exercises and traditional Indian weight training to increase strength, muscle bulk, stamina and flexibility.
Massage is regarded an integral part of a wrestler's exercise regimen.


DAILY DIET: He is vegetarian. A high-calorie and nutritious diet is a must to sustain bodyweight after a strenuous workout. 
There are no weight classes in traditional Kushti, so most wrestlers aim to get as big as they can. Smaller wrestlers often train with much bigger guys. So Kumar Mattu, just like any wrestler of his father's akhara, is on a year-long bulk up diet.
His food is eaten through a thick mixture called Khurak, made from ghee, milk, and almond paste.
  • 10 liters of milk 
  • 1/2 liter (500 gr) of ghee (clarified butter containing 5 grams of fat per teaspoon)
  • 1.5 - 4.4 pounds of crushed almonds
  • 12 eggs
  • chana
  • chapattis, fruits and vegetables.
  • grains

The more he trains, the more he eats, the more he becomes strong.



LIFESTYLE: He is a devoted Hindu and a strict vegetarian.
No alcohol, no tobacco, no caffeine, no paan, no drugs, no steroids, no supplements, no meat, no women, no sex, no masturbation, no movies, no mobile phone. 
The focus is on living a pure life, building strength and honing their wrestling skills. His body stands for morality and chastity.



PERSONALITY: Quiet, simple, humble, honorable, introvert, selfless and extremely religious who abhors alcohol, tobacco and drugs. Became furious and powerful when he is about to fight.


GEAR / EQUIPMENT: Wears a speedo instead of the traditional langot. Prefers to fight barefoot and shirtless instead of wearing amateur wrestling singlet and shoes.

MUSICAL THEME: Jana Gana Mana - India National Anthem



 The Akhara: Where Earth Is Turned Into Gold




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Vince McMahon s chosen one Roman Reigns

One more proof that Vince McMahon will do anything to shove Roman Reigns down our throats...

I wasn't surprised to learn that the very popular underdog Daniel Bryan is medically clear to compete but that the WWE Power That Be aka Vince McMahon didn't want him back. Cause a Daniel Bryan's return would screw up his plan to put Roman Reigns as the be all and end all face of the WWE. It seem that the entire roster is used (or not used) to put Roman Reigns over.




Roman Reigns already ex-WWE World Champion
after "enjoying" a 5 minutes 15 seconds reign.
Thank you very much to Sheamus
for cashing in his Money In The Bank opportunity.



I just red the following a moment ago on wrestlingnews.com:
As noted earlier, the decision to put the title on Sheamus was a last minute decision. On Monday’s Wrestling Observer Radio, Dave Meltzer gave details on what led to WWE’s decision.The thought process in WWE is that they have to manipulate the audience. The title change to Sheamus was not a long-standing plan and they were debating all morning and afternoon on Sunday what they were going to do with the championship.Shortly before the show, Dave Meltzer got an email about their plan to put the title on Sheamus. The final decision to put the title on Sheamus was made no more than a couple of hours before the show started.WWE doesn’t want Roman Reigns as champion only to have the people boo him so they feel that if they put the title on Sheamus then fans will hate Sheamus and when Roman wins the title then fans will cheer Reigns because they will be sick of Reigns being screwed.It remains to be seen if that will work out. At this point, they may have dug a hole so far with Reigns that he may never be seen as a guy on John Cena’s level.


That's what we call levelling down




Source: http://www.wrestlingnews.co/crowd-boos-led-to-wwe-taking-the-wwe-title-from-roman-reigns-details/
Interesting link: https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/2015/11/29/sunday-sermon-has-roman-reigns-been-lex-luger-ed/

jeudi 19 novembre 2015

The only place where Modern-Day Gladiators collide










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mardi 17 novembre 2015

TOA NUI

TOA NUI 


Rugby Union player / Pro Boxer






Birthplace:New ZealandAucklandNew Zealand
Residence:New ZealandAuckland, New Zealand
Height: 6'6" (198 cm)
Weight: 282 lbs (128 kg; 20 st 2 lb)
Age: 28 
100 meters sprint: 10.8 seconds (barefoot)

Bench Press: 495 lbs (225 kg)
Incline Dumbbells Press: 175 lbs in each hand
Squat: 605 lbs (275 kg)
Deadlift: 660 lbs (300 kg)
Power Clean: 300 lbs
Weighted Pulls-Up: 110 lbs (50 kg) for reps

Thighs: 33"
Chest: 46"


Blood Type: O
Category: Natural & Raw
Ethnicity:Māori peopleMaori (Polynesian)





Pro Boxing Record: 15-0 (14KO)
Started Pro Boxing at the age of 19 as a good off-season training.
Became New Zealand Heavyweight Boxing Champion at his 5th match.
Became Oceanian Heavyweight Boxing Champion at his 6th match.
Ranked in the Top 100 Heavyweight Boxers of the world.



  • He started playing rugby when he was four years old.
  • He started weight training at the age of 12.
  • He is a true genetic freak. Proof: He has six brothers who are all rugby players and are all known to be beasts on the field and in the weight room.
  • Took a year off rugby and boxing to compete in the UST 3.

STRENGTHS

  • Super athlete and genetic freak. Speed, strength, and size. 
  • Boundless stamina.
  • Oceanian and New Zealand Boxing Champion. So he knows how to throw a punch.
  • Has boxing, muay thai, wrestling, BJJ, and judo trainers.
  • Pretty good hand eye coordination.
  • He is tough as nails and love to brawl.
  • Can fight through pain and injuries.
  • Killer instinct. Won't think twice about digging his fingers into an enemy's eyes.
WEAKNESSES
  • Limited fighting experience


Favorite Moves: Takedowns and slams... Headbutts in kidney... Eyes gouging... 


Catchphrase: Try me

Home Field: Eden Park - Kingsland, Auckland, New Zealand (50,000-60,000)
Theme Song: Perform the Haka (Maori War Dance)





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play Mortal Kombat online

Mortal Kombat Karnage




Game for one or two players, Remember old times with this famous fighting game, choose a character and enter the tournament. Do not forget to make those hits Fatalities so violent.



Flash Games

Play Street Fighter II online


Street Fighter II Champion Edition

The fighting game that sets the standard for every fighting video games to come.





Street Fighter 2 is back! Choose one of the 12 characters available in the tournament: Ryu, Ken, Honda, Chun-Li, Blanka, Guile, Zangief, Dhalsim, Balrog, Vega, Sagat and M. Bison. After 3 contest will enter a bonus game. "Enjoy!

  Flash Games











Leatherfaces vs Shoji Nakamaki / Hiroshi Ono in a Double Hell Deathmatch in IWA Japanese Wrestling (December 13, 1994)

Holy fuckin' shit! They fight with nails planks and chainsaw!!!






Plank of nails massacre at 11:30...
Bed of nails massacre at 16:20...
Chasing the crowd with a chainsaw at 17:50.

They are fuckin' crazy!



lundi 16 novembre 2015

PLAY The Perfect Fighter (video game)






The Perfect Fighter

Choose one of the 12 characters and the tournament begins. Defeat the enemy doing amazing combos. If you finish the game with all the characters will open a secret fighter. Game for one or two players. buttons 1 2 3 4 5 to shock
Flash Games

Vince McMahon crazy stories



Some really funny and crazy stories about Vince McMahon eccentricity coming from a reddit forum post: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/3se5fe/crazy_vince_mcmahon_stories/



The forum starts like that...

I thought it might be fun for us to compile a list of crazy Vince stories. I am going to list the ones I've heard, then put the source in parenthesis. I might have some details wrong but I tried to be as accurate as possible.
  • Vince hates sneezing. When someone sneezes, he yells at them and tells them to control themselves. On the rare occasion Vince sneezes, he angrily mutters to himself and loses focus for a few minutes (Paul Heyman, on Jericho's podcast)
  • Vince once raced former WWE writer Court Bauer on an open highway. Vince boxed in Court so that Court was heading straight for road construction. Court had to slam on the brakes to avoid an accident. Vince sped off, having "won" the race by almost killing a dude. (Court Bauer, on Observer Radio)
I can't remember who the guy in question was, but I love this story so I'll repeat it anyway:
  • Vince went bowling with someone, might have been an NBC exec. The guy had done something Vince didn't like. Obviously since they were bowling, they were wearing bowling shoes. Vince sneaked off, got the guy's real shoes from behind the counter, tossed the shoes in the garbage and left. The guy had no idea where his shoes were and had to go home wearing the gross bowling shoes. Vince contacted him later and said "That's what you get, pal!". The guy wrote a book and said that Vince was the biggest jerk he'd ever met in real life. (I can't remember the exact source, Meltzer talked about it on a podcast. The guy in question might have been a friend of Dick Ebersol).
  • Vince, as a prank, had real police "arrest" Jonathan Coachman for running a betting pool at work. Coach said when the cop car finally turned around and brought him back to WWE HQ, he openly wept in relief and rage. (Jonathan Coachman, from an ESPN website article)
  • Vince got wasted at a strip club and let the hart foundation hit their finisher on him, and they hit him really hard. (Bret Hart, from his book)   Bret Hart narrated this story at a London wrestling convention a few months ago with JR and HBK. The story was over the top but Vince started out sober but was the first to get drunk, then forcing wrestlers to hit him with their finishers as hard as they could. Vince got legitimatly hurt by one of theirs (I think it was Davey Boy).
  • Vince used to get steroids delivered DIRECTLY TO HIS OFFICE, both for him to use and to distribute to Hulk Hogan (this is public record, from the steroid trial).
  • Vince said something insulting to Kofi on a plane, and Kofi didn't do anything. As they were getting off the plane, Jericho told Kofi that if he didn't confront and fight Vince immediately, Kofi's career was effectively over in Vince's mind. This was how Vince tested his talent or something. So Kofi got in Vince's face and they actually got in a fight on the plane. Kofi still hasn't gotten much of a push. (Jericho's podcast)
This is more of a Steph story, but I love it so much:
  • Former 90210 writer Larry Mollin joined Stephanie's creative team. They were in a meeting with Vince. Vince was talking, Larry was nodding. Stephanie pulled Larry out of the room. She told him, "You need to stop nodding. VINCE HATES NODDING." She explained that if there's one thing Vince hates, it's "yes men". This is extra hilarious because everyone always says that Vince is surrounded by yes men. Poor Larry lasted just a couple of weeks (Larry Mollin, Observer Radio).


There's a story on the Mark Henry episode of Talk is Jericho.
Apparently Vince invited Mark Henry to a workout session. Bear in mind that Mark Henry's claim as world's strongest man is based on the fact he is the only man to have competed at top level Olympic Lifting, Power Lifting and Strongman competitions (which though they may seem the same are quite different).
Vince tried to out rep him on every exercise. Henry went along with it because he's naturally competitive and even admitted that Vince tested him a little bit.
The next day Vince phoned Mark in great pain and admitted he had made a terrible mistake.
Edit: Mark says that he actually quit before Vince did.

Vince was hesitant to hire Gail Kim due to her being Asian. Jim Ross convinced him not only because of her in ring talent, but the fact that many men are attracted to Asian woman and that there are even lots of Asian porn sites on the internet. This apparently shocked the hell out of Vince, who had no idea Asian porn sites existed. Source: The Ross Report Ep73 - Mike Tenay Pt2 at 52:09


Always enjoyed the one about the McMahon's playing pool at their holiday home in Boca. HHH and Steph against Vince and Linda. It was supposed to be a fun family game and Vince turned it into a serious competition. HHH and Steph kept getting lucky and were winning. Vince was getting mad at Linda because she was making their side lose. Eventually Stephanie ended up potting for the win and he cracked up and stalked off. Then later that night she called him through the intercom and sang 'You're tied to the whipping post, dad' to piss him off and from their bedroom, Steph and HHH could hear him literally screaming in anger on the other side of the house.
Moral of the story, everything is a competition to Vince and he doesn't like to lose lol...even to his own family.



Tiger Ali Singh complained to Vince about making him wear a turban and traditional indian garb, telling him it was offensive to his people and a desecration. Vince replied "You and D-Lo are gonna put on those fucking turbans, I don't care about desecration" (Patrice O'Neal on Opie and Anthony)



Vince in a nutshell:
PLAYBOY:When you do step aside, will you write a death scene for you alter ego, the evil Mr. McMahon?
MCMAHON: A death scene? No, that wouldn't be reality. Unless...you know what? I believe in the laws of nature. When it's time for me to go, I would like to be devoured by the biggest, baddest carnivore that ever walked the face of the earth. And then I'd like that son of a bitch to get indigestion and vomit my remains back up.
PLAYBOY: A romantic finish.
MCMAHON: Yep.
PLAYBOY: And you know what you'd get----
MCMAHON: Great ratings.



This one is excellent!


JR once told this on Opie & Anthony:
JR once farted in a car with Gerald Brisco, which made Brisco start gagging and throwing up. Vince heard about that, so backstage at RAW one night, he tried to fart and make Brisco puke. It backfired, and Vince shit in his pants. He then had to go out to the ring and do a promo! JR said that all the production people in his headphones told him about it, and that they were instructed to keep the camera shots ABOVE Vince's waistline for the entire promo!
Then went backstage and told everyone about it. He then took off his shit-stained underwear, put it on a stick, and chased Gerald Briscoe around with it.




His view on cheat meals....
I look at eating as fuel. I’m not that conscious of the protein I eat, but I know it’s a lot. I think cheat meals are very important, so I do it about once a week. When you cheat, go for it. It’s important from a psychological standpoint. Oreos are my favorite cookie. I’ll eat an entire box. And my philosophy is that the body can assimilate only so much in a given time. If you have two or three Oreos every day, not good. But if you eat an entire package of Oreos at one time, it’s OK. It just passes through. I’ll eat pasta loaded up with meat sauce. Pizza. All the carbs you stay away from normally, load ‘em up. I will gorge. It’s almost like I will force-feed myself on a cheat meal. And afterward I think, “Oh, my God, I don’t want to feel like this.” So it gets me back in the frame of mind immediately after the digestive process to do the right thing.




This one is hilarious too...


Vince McMahon was partying at a strip club with the boys. They all ended up back at the hotel in Ric Flairs room (without him there) and what was left of the party proceeded to piss all over his his bed, including Vince.
"I'm Vince McMahon give me the key dammit!"
The idea of a heavily drunk Vince McMahon trying to be one of the boys and elbowing his way through laughing like a maniac to land some piss on Flair's bed is absolutely magic.

Vince kind of was one of the boys at that point. He was the name on their checks, but he was at every show on camera with everyone and around the same age as most of the roster.





When Cena and Batista eliminated each other at the same time at Royal Rumble 2005 incident was on a live PPV.  Vince blew one quad on the way to the ring and then blew the other trying to get up (or something to that effect) thus why he's awkwardly sitting in the ring whilst the referees are arguing with each other over who won.  His reaction and commitment to character despite the shock and what has to be pretty incredible pain is fascinating and impressive. He is supposedly one of very few cases where someone has blown both quads at the same time.




On Rey Mysterio: HE WILL NEVER BE MY CHAMPION.
Every writer except Vince wanted Rey to win the Rumble and the title. They somehow convinced him but after the Rumble Vince regretted this immediately.
After some more convincing Vince was like "Fine! We'll give him the title but his reign is going to suck and he won't get over!! Fucking midget!!"
Fast forward Rey was basically booked as a jobber champion and his reign sucked just so Vince could say "I told you so"
He had a similar thing going with Daniel Bryan. Immediately regretting giving him the briefcase. Made him job to everyone. He was supposed to be the first one to lose his cash-in but all the injuries changed this plan. And after he got the belt he got over despite being booked like a joke champion.



Back at Wrestlemania 25, Mickey Rourke got so worked by Chris Jericho that he was convinced that it was a shoot. As a result, he brought muscle with him in case things went awry. One of the people he brought was former UFC LHW Champion, Frank Shamrock.
(On a side note, Shamrock knew that there was no threat of anything happening, to the point that he offered Dave Meltzer an opportunity to be part of Rourke's crew for the night.)
During the day, Jericho hashed things out with Rourke so he knew there'd be no issue. Afterwards, he told Vince about it, and Vince claimed that he, Jericho, and Dean Malenko could take them out, claiming "Look at that guy! He's a midget!"
Jericho offered to let him take the "midget", who was Shamrock. (Source: Jericho, Meltzer)

Vince would also regularly try to take Kurt Angle down. Now I can't stop imagining Vince just hiding in closets or behind curtains backstage until Kurt walked by and then jumping out and attempting to take him down while laughing hysterically.
God damnit




The most expensive Vince McMahon story is the time he came up with the idea that his wife, with no previous political experience, would make an excellent Senator of the United States. So he decided to run her as a Republican in the very blue state of Connecticut and spent $50 million of his own money in a race where she lost by double digits. HHH and Stefanie had been going door to door in support of Linda 




That time Vince getting F5'd by Brock Lesnar 2 years ago so he has a legit reason to have that hip surgery.  He was already getting hip surgery, I think the story was: he just wanted a kayfabe reason to be off TV. Also, he put some heat on Brock.



Mick Foley got him to go along with the Mankind persona. It was all Foley's idea, but he had to present it in a way that Vince was convinced it was his idea, then Foley just had to play along with it.


"You can put a mountain of this stuff in front of me and I'll never get addicted". Referencing snorting coke off his desk. From the book "Sex, Lies & Headlocks".


Off the top of my head I remember two stories that always stuck out to me.
The first was they wanted to do a whole thing with Stephanie was pregnant. Namely they would do the whole thing of "Who's the father?" and Vince wanted it to lead up to Vince being the father. Remember this was something he wanted to push on Raw. Stephanie said fuck no, as any sane human would do. So Vince decided to change it to Shane being the father. Both Stephanie and Shane said no to the whole thing, the word was that Vince was upset that he couldn't get them to do the story.
And then we have one of the worst things to ever come up with in wrestling history. Something that chances are the minute he saw it on TV, R. D. Reynolds of Wrestlecrap was giggling madly as he updated the site. Yes I'm talking about the Katie Vick/Kane necrophilia angle. Something that no sane person on the planet wanted to see, but Vince did.
The story I heard was this. Vince loved it as it was a joke to him, well it led up to a joke. Namely that video they did of Trips playing Kane and having sex with Katie's body and yelling "Oh god I really did it! I screwed your brains out!" and throwing spaghetti at the camera. Vince was cracking up about that big time, and believed it was the funniest thing ever thus why they did it. Vince also ran around telling everyone in the back about it, the story is they would stand there almost in shock as Vince is about to fall over laughing over the "Screwed your brains out!" line. So yeah Vince pushed that as he believed the pay off to that joke was something everyone would love.



A joke from a forum poster: Vince named his only daughter STEPHANIE McMAHON which is actually an Anagram for THE MACHO MAN PENIS.



Not sure about this one: The WWE was putting together a horror movie starring Kane called "See No Evil". Vince said he had this great idea for the film, and proceeded to pitch it to the writers and the director. His idea was that there would be a moment in the movie where Kane's pants would rip and his 4 foot long veiny monster penis would flop out and hit the floor.
The scene never made it into the movie.




I cant see Vince McMahon ever retiring from office. he will die working. I guarantee it.
As the man himself would say, if you love your job, you never work a day in your life.




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Other interesting links:
http://listhell.blogspot.ca/2012/03/ten-reasons-vince-mcmahon-is-batshit.html
http://sparxentertainment.com/2014/08/30/wwe-ceo-vince-mcmahons-work-ethic/

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