TNA iMPACT Wrestling Lockdown
Sunday, March. 9, 2014 (8pm ET / 1am UK)http://www.whsports.tv/
All matches take place in a Steel Cage
The Great Muta, Sanada and Nakanoue (Wrestle-1) vs. Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) and Chris Sabin (TNA) Six-man interpromotional tag team steel cage match
The team of the legendary Great Muta (Wrestle-!) wins by pinfall.
BEURK! Rockstar Scrub is here to annoy the people. Introducing millionaire MILF Dixie Carter. Boring blah blah blah...
Mr. Anderson vs. Samuel Shaw Steel cage match
Sexual predator/ Christi Hemme stalker Samuel Shaw wins the match by escaping the cage. Anderson have previously won the match but the stupid referee was "accidentally" knocked out and couldn't call the match. Then Christy Hemme got caught inside the cage?? Shaw sends Anderson on dream street, escapes the cage, and wins the match.
Christy Hemme = worth stalking
Ethan Carter III Open Challenge
Ethan Carter boring speech before lauching an open challenge to everybody in the locker room. Oups! Bobby Lashley answers the challenge, destroys EC3 with two moves. Lashley celebrates while EC3 leaves the cage by the door. Does this make EC3 the winner? Bobby Lashley's music blasts the arena (?)
Manik vs. Tigre Uno Steel cage match
Tigre Uno wins. Boring! I thought it would be a better match than it was.
Gunner vs. James Storm Steel cage Last Man Standing match
Gunner wins after superplexing James Storm from the top rope onto two metal chairs. Outch! Poor James, it must hurt!
Madison Rayne (c) vs. Gail Kim (with Lei'D Tapa) Steel cage match for the TNA Knockouts Championship
Madison Rayne wins by pinfall.
Magnus (c) vs. Samoa Joe Steel cage match for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship the only way to score victory by submission or knockout
Magnus defeats Samoa Joe thanks to the unmasked Abyss (Joseph Parks) who pulls Samoa Joe underneath the ring. Then both appears and the rest is history... Same old bullshit!
Even the crowd seems bored.
Team MVP (MVP (captain), The Wolves, (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) and Jeff Hardy) vs. Team Dixie (Bobby Roode (captain), The BroMans (Robbie E and Jessie Godderz) and Austin Aries) Eight-man Lethal Lockdown match The leader of the winning team receives complete control of TNA wrestling operations. If Team Dixie wins, Roode becomes 10% owner of TNA
Jeff Hardy is supposedly not in the match anymore... Jeff Hardy is here as the masked Willow... Millionaire MILF Dixie Carter introduces her "insurance policy" referee for the match, Bully Ray.
Bully Ray screws Dixie and permits Team MVP to win. MVP pins Bobby Roodes thanks to Bully Ray.
I'd screw Dixie anytime!
MY REVIEW: I had no fun watching it.